All those preorders cancelled bc they lied about the price and the quality doesn’t match. Tesla was doing fine until the CEO got involved. Idk why those assholes wanted to give him billions of dollars as a bonus. Just absurd.
they probably want his name to be still have some recognition, because Xitter is a very useful tool for the right to control the supporters, that is more valuable than tesla.
waiting for someone to officially label them the DeLorean of the 21st century.
Please, nobody insult the DeLorean this way.
Good.
…so almost enough trucks to supply the people affected by the recalls?
Yet their stock went up 20% past week…
The stock price isn’t an accurate representation of the worth of the company. It’s an accurate representation of the amount of bullshit the company CEO is filled with.
So did other stocks. The Dotard flip-flopped on tariffs again.
The economy is based on vibes and not the true value. However that doesn’t mean they aren’t allowed to borrow against those vibes, to avoid taxes.
Mobile dumpsters? Port o potties for the homeless? The possibilities are endless.
There’s probably a tax write off in there somewhere for Elon. Nice silver lining.
I’d pay five thousand dollars for one. Round off the sharp corners and put a Honda sign on it and BOOM I beat capitalism.
No wonder they’re begging police departments to buy them.
A part of me wants the police to have them so they can be a cluster fuck for them to maintain.
Unfortunately, they’ll maintain it with my tax dollars.
Yes and now the stock is back above 300. I really don’t understand these meme stocks.
Eat shit, nazi
he probably does eat shit too. there’s probably some ultra rich bullshit delicacy that is like essence of baby turds or something that has stem cells and electrolytes.
fuck him and his digestibaby shit.
Two Elons, one truck.
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Back and forth forever
“OMG, I’m putting that!”
Great movie
So then they have $0 worth of cybertrucks.
-$800 million those weren’t free to build.
I’d love to know how much it costs to build each cybertruck, and visualise the other revenue loss of storing these, designing the machinery to build this shit and anything other costs that were factored into sales.
I wish the article would tell us how many units instead, for this very reason.
Last I remember they sold for $80k, plus that makes the math trivial, so… 10000 vehicles?
Wow that has so much more impact to me, I can really visualise the endless parking lots full of them.
Or report their value as the scrap value or cost of materials
That’s literally in the second sentence of the article.
No, we don’t want the article to make us read. We want the article to grab our heads, pull our ears out and talk the information directly into our faces. You know, “tell us.”
Just looked again and you’re right lmao. I did read it, but somehow missed it.
$0 worth
I’d be willing to pay that for a cyberdump. Wouldn’t mind the pubic lovingly trashing it either. It even traps passengers while burning like a complimentary self-cleaning oven feature. The disposal fee might be a bitch.
On further thought, it might not be worth it.
Just keep the windows down at all times. Then you can jump out and laugh at it when it’s on fire.
Id strip it for parts and convert a classic car with one if the price was right. (Free)
And entire production lines configured to produce shit nobody wants.
Tbh I’d take one for free. It might look kinda cool in my garden with plants growing out of it.
Ehhhh, that would require a cybertruck to look cool though.
There should be ways to elegantly conceal the obscenity of a cybertruck, if we’re talking about a picturesque garden .
Hide it behind a large tree or bush?
i would keep the battery, buy some solar panels, an inverter for my house, and sell the chassis as scrap metal
Sell them to ocean shipping companies … they can tie a chain around them and use them as boat anchors
They’d probably (definitely) suck at that too.
Watch them rust quickly in salty water
But sharks.
