Stalin over there looking like Odo from DS9.
Changelings confirmed?
so Hitler never changed his haircut since he was a child
As someone who used to work with kids a lot, every last one of them look like a little shit who is about to make my day at work measurably worse.
Lol yes! Eisenhower maybe ok but not if he’s dropped off dressed like that.
Including the ones in the OP?
For Japan it really should be Tojo.
Roosevelt was a girl? Im shocked!
Stalin will take your lunch money
oh my
Apparently he knocked up a teenager (twice) whilst in exile in his thirties, so
He literally started it as a street thug and went on to be a hired assassin.
Expropriate* your lunch money.
Hitler will rat him out
TIL about the Brazilian Expeditionary Force. 25k soldiers is far more significant than I expected!
It’s odd that they all have pictures as kids. It like their parent brought them up into their future roles… hmmm…
Roosevelt is dressed like a rich kid, but his face says “don’t fuck with me”.
His face says “bitch, did I tell you you could have some of my crackerjacks?”
mfw I get into work and it’s already a shitshow
“Knowing my luck I’ll end up being hung by my feet.”
Mussolini looks like he’d be a sweet, if quiet, kid but will occasionally squeeze to death a small animal because someone didn’t bring him his tendies
He looks like he just got yelled at by his parents to stay still for the photo.
Yeah he does have the pouty eyebrows going. Kind of also looks like the godfather if he had a little rascals character.
Interesting that both Hitler and Stalin are looking down their noses at the camera.
That’s probably reading too much into a snapshot. They’re just kids here.
(But just in case, keep your eye on that little snot who does that in the yearbook)
I was going to say, maybe it’s the power of hindsight, but they both look like asshole shits and Mussolini looks like he is growing up with some serious emotional issues, maybe some hatred for women after his mother dressed him like that.
I had to look up Getulio, which appears to be Brazil’s Getulio Vargas, of whom I had vaguely heard, but knew very little about. Which made for an informative read.
It’s up for debate of he belongs in this life-up, instead of Mao, Pinochet, Franco or even Guevara or the north Koreans, but I’m not sure how available the childhood pictures of those are.
I’d think Spain’s Franco would be more appropriate than Brazil.
Hence why I included him in my list
Hitler looks like an incel and Mussolini looks like he pooped his pants. (Edit: politeness)
Worse, pooped his pants on purpose and is proud of it!
Funny how they all have different vibes.
Stalin looks like a bully. Hitler looks like he’s been bullied and is going to be a school shooter.
Many of the others look like pompous twats and/or spoilt rich kids.
Churchill was a pompous, rich, spoiled kid. But he did a good job as the war needed.
Hirohito was a prince and Roosevelt was old money. Idk about Eisenhower but American generals historically come from well to do backgrounds.
After a cursory glance it seems like Eisenhower’s family would’ve been firmly middle class, not great but not bad either. So pretty standard merchants.
