Fuck you and die, cheeto
Elect someone who isn’t even running, a very likely outcome
Poilievre alrady said he wants to align more with Trump’s America. He’ll absolutely sell us out.
I’m unironically in favor of border abolition
Not like this though
right. smash Canada and the USA. no borders, no nations.
Just blow up the whole earth
I was aiming at anarchist utopia
Yeeaaaahhh, another one of those things that sounds nice on paper… No thanks, but thanks.
ending all oppression just isn’t your style?
Oh of course it is.
My problem is that you apparently are one of those “if it isn’t my way it’s the wrong way” kinda guy on this topic.
Anarchism isn’t the only alternative, so to say, and very much not the best one as in reality it won’t scale Because human beings are a bit of a dick, in general. Same goes for communism, it requires you to kill a lot of people and basically become a dictatorship.
I’m very much for a highly limited form of capitalism (which at it’s core isn’t bad, it’s the freedom to freely trade) with loads of laws in place to limit the size of it (no company larger than 1000 employees, no company larger than networth of 50 million, no personal net worth larger than 10 million, that sort of stuff) and loads of taxes to apply those laws (no taxes for the poor, richest pay up to 100% income after certain level, etc, to always make sure nobody gets too rich, too powerful
Like what we have is better? Fucking look around. There’s plastic in our blood.
oh… well thats fine too
Right, but then just doing it by including more countries in the schengen agreement or something similar.
It’s like he’s campaigning for the liberals. Almost no one in Canada wants to hear this and I bet they will vote against whatever they see as aligned with this.
This stuff is first and foremost meant for the eyes of his supporters
But honestly they seem to think it is fucking meaningless. They’re more forgiving about it, but they’re still out there calling it asinine.
Exactly. He’s normalizing the idea of the violent annexation of Canada to his supporters.
Absolutely unhinged. Nobody would have believed this “tweet” even 1 year ago, and now this is the new normal
1 year ago? How about 5 years ago?
Honestly, even then. 45 was always unhinged but 47 has really lowered the bar more than was ever thought possible.
I mean if he was unhinged but was making your lifes better I would understand but the guy doesn’t even care and it’s making your lifes worst. I’m I crazy to think that american are crazy to vote for him, or is he making your lifes better in any way?
Not a critic, just really want to understand
He is making the lives of women and minorities worse; that’s what Republicans voted for
TRUMP is the GREATEST GODKING EVER because he will FINALLY GET RID OF the d*mn WOKEDEIDRAGILLEGALSQUEENIMMIGRANTS that sleepy joeBUSSED into our great country🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 GOD BLESS AMERICA AMEN
LETS MAKE JEEBUS CRY!
No, a large swathe of Americans are just that stupid/insane/brainwashed
It’s a combination of very stupid/uninformed voters, and hardcore fascist voters who don’t care how bad their own lives get, as long as immigrants and trans people get gassed. A lot of people think the latter group is a minority, but I actually think it’s the other way around. I think most people who voted for Trump are just fascists and the uninformed are maybe 20% max.
I wonder if americans will ever learn, that there is no such thing as bad publicity…
Trump: “NO BORDER!”
And America will pay for it!
They would. Just not in the way they’d prefer.
Day 1, deport Canadians.
Hundreds of billions! Of micropennies! Aaaaaaaaah!
I read this as micropenises xD
I mean, I thought it was a glorious confusion.
It’s like a truck carrying punctuation got into an accident with a train carrying words. This is so hard to read.
Thank you for that.
I don’t often run across a piece of pure poetry in the wild. Well said!
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I like this way more.
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Also, I peed.
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Plenty more where that came from!
Lmao I think that’s genuinely the best summary of his writing style that I’ve ever seen
Wait, you have a seriuos candidate that wants to surrender to the US?
Yes, indeed. If you check out Poilievre’s platform, he almost entirely mimics Trump’s, right down to promoting Canada’s own version of DOGE. That’s why there was such a huge turnout at the voting booths. The writing was on the wall with that guy and becoming American was not what the majority of us wanted.
Well Poilievre, who’s party lost tonight, has been extremely limp-wristed in his opposition to Trump’s threats, but he hasn’t outright said he’d surrender, just implied it with his weak rhetoric. More likely to me is that Trump in his dementia ridden mind was literally calling for people to vote for him. Like somehow enough Canadians would write Trump on their ballots that it would “win” the election for him, which demonstrates such a fundamental lack of understanding about our electoral system that I don’t even know where to begin.
Astonishing it’s not satire
I’m still trying to figure out how everything in the last 15ish years isn’t. Why do we have to be in the dumbest timeline.
This is actually one of the most interesting and entertaining timelines.
There was only supposed to be enough source data to make it to 2012- and that was originally a very generous buffer, since a fraction of a percent of Earths last more than 10 years after both networked computers and nuclear weapons have been invented in-simulation.
So, the operators decided not to pull the plug and just let this one run its course.
As it extrapolates history farther and farther outside of the initial parameters, the simulator is cannibalizing itself with feedback and undergoing model collapse.
He sounds exactly how Kanye would ramble and its fucking scary <~<;
I encourage Canadian conservative voters to write in Trump’s name on their ballot
In the States we encourage our conservatives to write in Jesus Christ for President.
LOL some smooth brains no doubt will. Will be counted as spoiled ballots.