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xpostml10@lemmings.world to memes@lemmy.world · 14 days ago

It must be getting late

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It must be getting late

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xpostml10@lemmings.world to memes@lemmy.world · 14 days ago
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  • galoisghost@aussie.zone
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    Nein. Das ist zeit für Deutsch lernen. Dann du kannst Scheißposts in zwei Sprachen machen

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      Hmm, let me try.

      No. This is not for German learning. Then you can’t shit post in the Spray Machine.

      How close did I get?

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        Pretty close, but you skipped some nouns and you have too many "not"s in your sentence. The correct translation is “no, that is the time for learning German. Then you can shitpost in two languages”. Zeit is the word for time, and Sprachen means languages.

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          Or speak-things, depending on how spicy you want to get translating Sprachen.

        • galoisghost@aussie.zone
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          This is what I meant. I’m still learning German, so there may be mistakes.

        • Chris@lemmy.world
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          Thank you!

          Zeit threw me off and had no idea what Sprachen machen meant.

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            Machen -> make

            The translation by amoistgrandpa is “Then you can shitpost in two languages”, which is good English, a more literal translation would be “then you can make shitposts in two languages”

    • randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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      I only speak a very tiny bit of German so apologies if I get this wrong, but this reads like English forced into German.

      No. That is time for German learning. Then you can shitpost in two languages make.

      Oh wow I just realized that there’s the weird make in the end so maybe it was proper German after all?

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        Lol, you did good, but got tripped up by reading “Scheißposts” as a verb. It’s capitalized, so it’s a noun. The “make” at the end gets folded into the “kannst” - or “can” - so it’s “Then you can make shitposts in two languages.”

      • amoistgrandpa@lemm.ee
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        I’ve only got my A2 in German so I might also make mistakes with this, but yeah, that seems like proper German to me.

        In German, the verb in a sentence fragment always goes in position 2. However, if a fragment contains two verbs (usually when you use the past perfect or when you use a modal verb, in my limited experience) then the second verb goes at the very end. So, technically, OP should have swapped “kannst” and “du”, because kannst is a modal verb and thus needs to go in position 2, but the rest is good.

        I also feel like “Zeit für Deutsch lernen” might sound better if it was combined into a massive noun like Deutschlernzeit, but I might be stretching too far with that. The original version is perfectly understandable.

    • antonamo@feddit.org
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      Just to be completely correct it would have been: “Nein, dann ist Zeit um Deutsch zu lernen! So kann man Scheiß-Posts in zwei Sprachen verfassen.” The english for is correctly translated with the preposition “um” and it is uncommon to use you as we have the pronoun “man” for such cases. But it is actual better German than you hear in my place most of the time.

  • KSP Atlas@sopuli.xyz
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    I’m in europe, but I’ve actually been learning german these past few months so i see German posts as free practice

    • Rolivers@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I read German memes to practice German.

  • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.ee
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    14 days ago

    U can filter by language

    • kartoffelsaft@programming.dev
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      14 days ago

      But then I’ll never sleep

      • Petersson@feddit.org
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        13 days ago

        Doch

    • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      14 days ago

      The Germans make some awesome memes though.

      • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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        13 days ago

        German engineering memeing.

      • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        14 days ago

        The Germans make some efficient memes though.

        • teletext@reddthat.com
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          14 days ago

          Same, same.

        • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Honestly, infant English got none of that gene.

          .

  • CubitOom@infosec.pub
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    14 days ago

    Gute Nacht

    • Petersson@feddit.org
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      13 days ago

      Jetzt schon?

  • Kennystillalive@feddit.org
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    14 days ago

    Schlaf gut.

    • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      14 days ago

      Natürlich, oder.

  • Coreidan@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    Which feed? It sure as fuck isn’t lemmy

    • silasmariner@programming.dev
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      Oh no it’s definitely Lemmy. Probably depends where your home server is and who you’re federated with. And where in the US you live (because of timezones)

      • Coreidan@lemmy.world
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        Hard to believe. There just isn’t enough activity on lemmy. My feed hardly changes throughout the day, and very little is German regardless of the time of day.

        But then again I browse “All” and nothing else.

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          Try exploring outside your instance and subscribing to a few feeds. You might be surprised!

    • untakenusername@sh.itjust.works
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      I see this all the time on mastodon

  • carrylex@lemmy.world
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    Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der BRD.

  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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    Its always the 2 seconds of “WTF is OP saying?”. Oh. Non english. Nvm

  • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works
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    Same but I’m from Australia. Ich_iel is pretty much German Duolingo to me at this point.

    • SpongyAneurism@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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      Be aware that part of ich_iel humour in no small part consits of comically literal translations of English expressions. That has nothing to do with proper German and as a learner you probably won’t be able to spot the difference.

      Bad idea to try to learn German there.

    • Petersson@feddit.org
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      Another one making the mistake of learning German by ich_iel-memes.

    • Hubi@feddit.org
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      The German on ich_iel can be “creative”

    • MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca
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      Yeah it is pretty good practice for puzzling out meaning

    • JimBeann@lemmy.world
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      Oh boy, you’re learning Zangendeutsch

  • missandry351@lemmings.world
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    Muricans mentality: being offended by other languages existing

    • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.social
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      … it’s a timezone joke. F*** off.

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      verpiß dich

    • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world
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      The irony is that this user is the one who’s offended and that several comments have mentioned learning and studying German.

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      Were we offended we’d block ich_iel. It’s just a joke about how late it is.

  • untakenusername@sh.itjust.works
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    real

  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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    yup that is also my signal for “you have exhausted all the English lemmy content from now on it is all Deutschland”

  • Pistcow@lemm.ee
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    It’s really bedtime when it turns Indian.

    • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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      *Hindi

      • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I was gonna say Gujarati, but then learned it’s a subset of Western Hindi. TIL! 😅

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          *when the Indians argue about what kind of Indian they are…

    • grue@lemmy.world
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      I assume the time zone is right, but I’m not sure the userbase is there the way it is for the German-speakers. If there are actually a lot of Indians on Lemmy, I feel like most of them must be writing in English instead of Hindi or their other various native languages.

  • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com
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    Die Amis schlafen…

    1 Meter = 10 Decimeter = 100 Zentimeter

    1 Kilometer = 1.000 Meter

    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      10 °C.

      • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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        Nene Kelvin ist besser (sofern es nicht um Wasser geht).

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        1 Liter Wasser = 1 Kilogramm
        1000 Liter = 1 Kubikmeter

    • Chris@lemmy.world
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      I forgot that your heathens use “.” Instead of “,” in numbers. I was very confused

      • superkret@feddit.org
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        It’s called a decimal point. No wonder you don’t understand.

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          In my learning a decimal point comes after the integer. So it would mean 1km == 1 m

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        Swiss system is best system: apostrophes for thousands, either dot or comma for decimals. Completely unambiguous for anyone even if you’re seeing it for the first time: 12’345.67

        • Revan343@lemmy.ca
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          I hate how it looks but I can’t deny the superiority

        • Chris@lemmy.world
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          That is interesting. I like it. Wondering if I can use it at work or in code. Hmmm

  • Kage@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Guten Morgen aus Deutschland, nimm ein Brötchen

    • MoonRaven@feddit.nl
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      Danke!

    • friendlymessage@feddit.org
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      Das geht doch besser

      • coffeeismydrug@lemm.ee
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        ich nehme gern eine mit mohn danke sehr

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          Die Mohntagsknuspersonne oder den Mehrkorngoldmohnd?

          (sorry this joke is probably impossible to understand for non-Germans)

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            yes

        • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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          Ich lieben die titten meister

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      Ich lieben Brötchen!

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