You want a bunch of incels poisoned to death? Because that is how you get a bunch of incels poisoned to death.
…yes?
This results in those women being giga deported, by the way.
Is this the fucking onion
I regret to inform you that the Onion has become a regular news network at this point. uwu
I wish they could have bought infowars.
Funniest (also scariest) part is, they believe they are helping “lowly” female immigrants in desperate need. They offer poor women a warmply place in awesome 'murican society, so generous!
Gogo to the rescue of poor women. /s
Same as glorious gov gonna rescue unaborted child, to let them reach (totally not in pain) to the birth day to be baptised and die right after, whatever if mom die in the process.
Same as Putin goes Ukraine helps poor loyal russians that only felt under ugly propaganda of the west (there is no ukrainians, thats fake nationality, all those are 200% true russians), gonna help them (with rifles and tanks).
Same as this and that church rush one and true crusade to slay and purge pagans and their souls.
sigh humanity has left the room.
I’d rather be deported
I’d rather be sentenced to death
Talk about telling on yourself.
What an absolutely sick fuck.
We really need to bring back state mental hospitals
This is the best answer to that idea.
Very on brand.
What about male undocumented immigrants? Or is America now like some stupid club or frat party where they want to only let women in?
So… he wants more greencard marriages…? Is that what he’s saying?
Of course not, that would provide legitimate status, and would allow them to leave their husbands. Best to connect their presence here to the man so that their leaving is under threat of deportation.
Everyone’s getting new South American wives who are here on day passes that can revoked at any time. They have no legal status or rights whilst here, and their piece of shit masters can do what they please. We’ll call it chattel slav… wifery.
This is unconstitutional because it’s cruel and unusual punishment
Another Repug failure that will NOT be elected governor of Blue California!
Oh yes, tie their ability to stay in the country to them staying in a marriage to someone who actively despises their existence…
Oh wait, that’s the “Greatness” a lot of these chuds want to bring back. The days before the country was “ruined” by “No-Fault Divorce” when women couldn’t have their own bank accounts and were at the mercy of their husbands/fathers… Right.
“trump gave me a wife!”
I know of at least one ancestor who murdered at least one husband maybe more, my point is that a lot of these profligates would be killed by poisons real fucking quick. Wait would an incel be a profligate? Like a lot of them buy into a weird bastardized form of Stoicism.
I think so. I looked up the definition quickly to be sure, and:
shamelessly immoral or debauched. wildly extravagant or wasteful.
I know they wouldn’t think so obviously. But a lot of that seems to fit pretty well I think the whole goal of “force whatever woman I can to be my own personal Bang Maid subject to all my whims,” kinda qualifies.
Yeah I guess their intentions matter as much as their actions on this one.
this is some handmaid’s tale shit.
Normally that’s hyperbole, but yeah. Next he’ll say it was a joke, because suuuure it was.
The classic “Just jokin’, bro” defence.
I mean, it’s literally true. If they marry a citizen, they are legally entitled to stay.
No they aren’t. Marrying a US citizen makes it easier to get a green card, but you still need to apply and go through the process. Even then, there is no legal guarantee that your application will be granted.
I stand corrected
It was difficult looking at this article, and the picture of this individual was unsettling, but I pulled the page open just to double-check the quote.
Langford added, “We know who you are, we know where you are, if you marry one of our Californian incels then you can stay but if you don’t, then, well you get sent back across.”
It would appear that he, indeed, did say those words.
What a horrible person.
I think it was meant to be insulting however, the headline makes it seem like it wasn’t.
It’s no less gross in context, but yeah.
