🎵Can’t you see I’m burpin, burpin?🎵
Little bit of Thompson Twins? Nice.
Definitely had a cross between “it’s an older meme” and “I understood that reference” memes fighting it out before posting, wondering how many people might actually get the reference.
“Hand crafted, Real Sugar, Small batch”
Everything okay over there America?
It just looks like craft soda in a fountain?
May be real, but it’s made from corn. Too sweet for moi
More likely beets.
No
Not by a long shot.
Major Major Major Major
Give me the news, I’ve got a… bad case of lovvvvvvin youuuuuu
Somebody always got to beat me to it. I’m not nearly as clever as I think I am. :(
Aww. It’s mainly boredom and luck that I was able to catch it. Lol.
Don’t downplay it. We all experience a culture and this is part of being in it.
Same. I just came in to upvote it. But, also, I take minor pride in knowing what the first comment will be.
Don’t think of it as a race, think of it as an opportunity to find kindred spirits
Damn, I felt my heart thaw a bit. Gotta be more careful around this neck of the interwoods.
Haha! Yes, I too am old, nice to meet you.
For some reason I have strong memories of my childhood dentist having this song on. They almost always had a “soft rock” station on, which to young me was very awful.
My dentist was similar. I heard so much Tom Petty and Van Halen on my dentist trips
Lucky bastard.
I heard so much Bon Jovi, my teeth are rotten.
Forgot that Terry Gilliam was in Spies Like Us
Can these machines even operate using glucose syrup? They seem to be attempting to get in on the non-corn syrup craze, but I don’t think they’re physically capable of using what they’re implying, but not stating.
Yes.
Source: Fat American who drinks corn swill (HFCS) soda.
Rest of the world exists you know, where corn doesn’t get insane subsidies and sugar cane / beet is far cheaper than corn syrup.
Ingredients of our Cola bag-in-box for postmix machine: Water, sugar, colouring (sulphite ammonia caramel), acid (phosphoric acid), flavourings (contains caffeine), sweeteners (acesulfame-K, sucralose), preservative (sodium benzoate), anti-foaming agent (dimethylpolysiloxane)
Oh, sugar tax and health labels (green A good, red E bad) made everyone cut back a little and add some sweetener… Meh.
It is a US product made with cane sugar, I don’t see the relevance of the rest of the world
“Currently RHB does business with More than 3500 customers all around Texas“
Real Sugar
🎶 Doctor, Doctor, say what you see, I’ve got a bad case of diabetes 🎶
Oh, the mess I’m in
Please. I applaud you on the UFO reference instead of Robert Palmer.
Waiter: “What would you fellas like to drink?”
UFO: “Dr. Doctor! Please!”
I was hopping for someone to reference UFO or I would myself. Happy to not be disappointed.
The AI forgot to actually add a cup.
I don’t think this one is AI, just a weird cup angle.
https://royalhousebeverages.com/product/real-sugar-soda-dr-doctor-fcb-bib-3-gal
I have a bottle of the Dr. Doctor syrup in my pantry. I forgot I had it tbh, since I haven’t been drinking soda for a while. It’s a decent brand if you have a machine that carbonates water.
Or you can mix it with some sparkling water of your own choice so you can control the carbonation better.
It’s how I drink soda anymore.
Custom sweetness and custom bubblyness.
Highly recommended.
lol yes those are the same things. Things like sodastream just carbonate water to your preferred carbonation and then you add syrup
My parents wanted me to become Dr. Doctor. But I’m merely a Mr. Mister. So take these broken wings.
Does it taste like you put the lime in the coconut?
More like a nut in a creampie
I mean what else are you gonna name the flavor that is Dr pepper?
Cherry BBQ flavor?
I can’t really explain how it tastes except that.
Dr. Pibb? Mr. Pepper? Mr. Doctor? Dr. Mister?
No I mean the flavor not the name. Sprite tastes like lemon lime, Fanta is orange, grape soda is… Grape. Root beer tastes like cough syrup, etc…
What the hell does Dr pepper taste like?
I think it tastes like BBQ sauce with cherry in it.
Spiced cherry cola, maybe?
Yeah that works. Explains the pepper part for sure.
No, grape soda is purple flavored.
Where do I get the root beer flavored cough syrup?
Jokes on them, I would have got that from a Mr. Doctor.