The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoInfinite Monkey Theoremlemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squarekitnaht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoWe are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoI mean it was bound to happen at some point
minus-squarer00ty@kbin.lifelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoNot really, an almost infinite number of non-shakespeare monkeys came before him and also didn’t happen to write the entire works of shakespeare.
minus-squareparty_planet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoit was actually a significantly lower amount of monkeys than infinity
minus-squareSandmanXC@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoDid you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
minus-squaredalekcaan@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoYeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
minus-squareThisLucidLens@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoHey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoApes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
minus-squareApocalypteroid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoMonkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
minus-squareSkua@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoYeah but did he do it with a typewriter? Didn’t think so
minus-squareatomicbocks@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoWhat if you could math the monkeys?
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoUnless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
We are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
Weird, what a coincidence
I mean it was bound to happen at some point
Not really, an almost infinite number of non-shakespeare monkeys came before him and also didn’t happen to write the entire works of shakespeare.
it was actually a significantly lower amount of monkeys than infinity
Did you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
Mind. Blown.
Yeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
Hey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
Shakespeare was an ape
Apes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
Monkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
…yes? That’s what I said.
A great one at that
Yeah but did he do it with a typewriter? Didn’t think so
What if you could math the monkeys?
He wrote it in the wrong order tho
Unless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
He was an ape