Elon Musk just threw up a sieg heil and the crowd cheered. I am entirely out of hope. I’m glad some people can find solace in hoping for a better tomorrow, but I am not one of those people.

I.E. “I don’t feel like writing out the proof.” See also: “this is left as an exercise for the reader.”

But can it run Crysis?

All that and invented Morris code. That cat was one of our finest military minds.

THOOM

Anon invents a conspiracy to explain his crippling hentai addiction

“A joke with real-world consequences” sums Trump up nicely, I’d say.

stealing the Weed Eater from a home of a local judge

Aha, so that’s why they suddenly give a shit about property theft, because it was from a member of their little club.

Liberals Warned Me About MAGA’s Racism. I Didn’t Believe Them—Until Now it affected me, personally

A tale as old as time

Yeah I remember this from back in the day. Indignant atheist teenage me was pretty incensed at first, but the page about plans to build a massive cross-shaped satellite that transmits bible verses was a bit of a giveaway.

He uses it Flintstones style

He can once he pawns off a pocket full of gold rings he “found on the ground…”

Yeah, plus iirc after this pretty much everyone except his friends and senior Hogwarts staff is deeply suspicious of Harry and no one wants to believe Voldemort is back. Don’t get me wrong, there’s lots wrong with the series, but I can’t say this is one of them.

Piccolo would never

Kafka good ending?

Verily

Or Orgalorg, if you want to be pedantic.

It just so happened to be the best song in the world

We serve food here, sir.

Nah she’s just mad daddy Trump got a new side piece