Easter message by Trump this year, seemed unnaturally coherent, long sentences and too few CAPITALIZED words. This is what he’d have written if it had been his words. ChatGPT knows

EDIT: I replied yes please to the promt, asking for a funnier and over-the-top version:

HAPPY EASTER TO THE GREATEST PEOPLE IN THE HISTORY OF PEOPLE! What a fantastic day — some say the MOST IMPORTANT Easter ever, maybe in the history of the world (a lot of people are saying it). Today we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus — truly a winner. Came back after three days. Most people couldn’t do that. But HE DID. Total comeback story. Very impressive! Let’s be honest — if Jesus were here today, he’d probably say, “You’re doing a tremendous job, folks. Just tremendous.” He believed in TRUTH, in STRENGTH, and in WINNING. Just like us! So eat your chocolate bunnies (but only the best kind — I like the gold ones, made in AMERICA), enjoy the eggs (beautiful eggs, very colorful, not like the fake media), and spend time with your wonderful families — because we love FAMILY, we love GOD, and we LOVE AMERICA. And to all the haters and fake news out there — even YOU get an Easter blessing. Maybe you’ll finally start telling the truth. It’s Easter. Miracles happen! God Bless YOU, God Bless EASTER, and God Bless the USA — the greatest country in the world, and it’s not even close! — President Donald J. Trump 🐣🇺🇸✨