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Emerald@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Do it

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Emerald@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • TuEstUnePommeDeTerre@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 months ago

    [REDACTED]

  • ma1w4re@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    Love me in my ass

  • Emerald@lemmy.worldOP
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    2 months ago

    Mine is “Spend the night in my ass”

  • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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    No I will not do that, because the last song I heard was Kids by MGMT.

  • Hugin@lemmy.world
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    There’s no one like you in my ass.

  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Eternal Procession in my ass.

  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world
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    Who will save the princess now?

    • tomenzgg@midwest.social
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      Thank you, Mario!

      But our princess is in another cavity!

      • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world
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        This is the comment of comments 😂🤣🤣

    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      That must be either a very small princess or a very large ass.

      • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world
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        Maybe we can meet in the middle 😂

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Of your ass?

          • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world
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            I didn’t think that through very well 🤣

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    “Video games” in my ass

    • Synapse@lemmy.world
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      From LukHash ?

      • St3alth@lemmy.ml
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        No from Lana Del Rey

  • enkers@sh.itjust.works
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    “Two Trucks in my ass.”

  • Kaboom@reddthat.com
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    We Didn’t Start the Fire in my ass

  • FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world
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    “so this is love” in my ass. Changes the tone of Cinderella a bit

  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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    Amidala in my ass

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    Jupiter in my ass

  • FlorisJan@kbin.melroy.org
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    I’ve never been to my ass

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    Rhinestone eyes in my ass

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