An unorganized pile or collection of unrelated items.
“The top drawer of the desk was a shlarmle of buttons, marbles, pens, and rubber bands.”
Looks like you have top commemt. It’s cannon now.
Yahoo! Lol
Having disdain for cheap things
Its like when something you’re melting is between the state of hard and soft and gooey. “I took the cheese out of the oven, but it was a little shlarmley for my taste, so I put it back in.”
It’s just being a tiny tiny bit shamed.
I’m not ashamed, just a little shlarmled
I ran out of shlarmle homonyms to give. Can I offer you a nice “shleg” in these trying times?
It’s the squishy stuff that makes up the ground of playgrounds
But only after the morning seagulls have turned it into their version of guano.
A Yiddish insult or the cream that gathers at the side of some people’s mouths.
I guess it could be both.
It could be both! Why not?
it’s an antonym for cromulent.
A very incompetent person. In Dutch (Amsterdam) Jiddish the word is schlemiel.
I’m going to make this a homonym of shlarmle: schlarmil
Sounds like it would be a group of schlemiels.
It does have a kind of collective noun vibe to it.
It sounds like when a person stammers or mumbles because they’re uncertain.
Parent (sternly): What were you doing when the vase fell over?
Child (shlarmling): I was… umm… I was over at the hermidgd…
It’s those roughly squared off, dirty, slushy heaps of packed snow that were plowed out of the way after the snowfall and are the only thing left after the rest of the snow has melted.
Nah, those are already called slush-bergs
The act of talking around a mouthful of hot food.
When life gives you shmarmle, make shmarmalade.
Instructions unclear. We’ve encountered a worse version of the coconut.
Sounds like a food
Shlaramel
When you wake up for work after sleeping 2 hours and 28 minutes and you stumble around in the dark looking for your phone which is blasting an alarm over and over.
A dog’s tongue all flopped out. Or maybe any noodley-shaped animal doing noodely things.
It does remind me of a dog eating pasta.
