Na. Dude made a deal with the Devil or some shit.
you know this is all bullshit but how much you wanna bet if it reaches felon 47 he will hole up in bunker somewhere.
Is this an actual episode?
Looks like AI to me
And let that snake, Vance, take over?
Vance doesn’t have the support of the personality cult. He can’t hold MAGA together. The whole thing will splinter.
I think there’d be a power vacuum that could disrupt the current trajectory.
Agreed, no one in the GOP has the cult of personality thing like Drumpf. The remaining grifters will attack each other in their quest for power like a Humboldt squid feeding frenzy (Google that if you’ve been sleeping too peacefully lately.)
Vance would probably be instantly impeached over everything Trump has gotten away with so far.
I read this and all I can picture is Zapp Brannigan charting a course around black holes and through comet fields…
Don’t get our hopes up. Everyone knows this man is a cockroach
American cockroaches live two terms on average. Years. Not terms. I don’t know why I said that.
Well in that case may e he can find religion? https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2016/11/23/africa/south-african-insecticide-prophet
Don’t give me hope like that.
I’m more optimistic than the average Lemmy user, but that’s too much.
Technically this was wrong. They already tried.
He can’t die. If he dies how will he institute martial law April 20th?
lmao I was thinking the same. I have it in my calendar. can’t remember what the reason is supposed to be, but April 20th is martial law day
April 20th is Hitler’s birthday
And also Easter so maybe he’s gonna arrest the Easter bunny
And also the weed smokers
20 April 1889
I did not know that. Does fit with my theory that all numbers are nazi numbers.
Wow that entire DECADE was sending subtle dogwhistles
And my dog’s birthday!
Mr. fluffington, you are under arrest for liberal dog ideologies and for not being eaten by the immigrants in Springfield
Kristi Noem and Pete Hegseth are compiling reports regarding the “national emergency” at the border, and advising if the insurrection act is an appropriate response. Their reports are due the 20th.
ahh yeah, that’s it. border ‘crisis’
Something about 420 being a nazi thing.
All the more reason that the protest on April 19th is the most important one yet. It may be our last chance to have one safely.
I have the thought they’re going to use the protests on the 19th as provocation to institute martial law… I’m all for the protest and have been to most of the 50501s but the 19th has me worried.
Then let’s keep it peaceful and not give them reason.
Completely agree, and I’m glad the ones that have taken place have all been peaceful. But with the state of everything, unfortunately, that don’t matter much.
I wouldn’t put it past them to pull a move out of the authoritarian playbook and hire people to act as violent protesters just in case.
Depends on what season this is from. Can’t really say the Simpsons Did It rule applies to the last fifteen years or so.
Edit: Not even real womp womp
So, who was their time traveller on staff?
You really want President JD “couchfucker” Vance?
He doesn’t have command of the zombie voodoo magic, hopefully this whole thing finally falls apart.
Dude can’t even charm his wife.
But he can charm a couch.
Thats the worst part, the couch was turning tricks
vance would likely be impeached also, for being a retard, along with probably the next 20 people down the line lmao.
The entire trump cabinet is people with IQs less than 40.
More than anyone else? No.
More than Trump? Yes.
If only
/gif_man_crying_dont_give_me_hope.
well that is good only 4 more days to go though I am sure most of our lists contain a couple more people at least
