Hahah I was drinking when I read this, my lips were wet as fuck.
Brah. It is 40°C out here in india.
I have never felt so called out by a meme. Especially the bottom line. Well done OP 😂
I’m calling in the drone strike upon you. You will not escape.
My dry ass-lips are none of your business.
There’s a joke about chaps in here I’m not deviant enough to discover.
Better come kiss them to be sure, OP.
excuse me what the fuck
Uncalled for
Alas thy plan has failed, for my lips are as moist as a frog going down a waterslide in the rainforest.
Just drank some water before seeing this post, my lips are not dry
Casualy sliding this out of my pocket like, no way bro, i always keep that thang on me!
So my dermatologist said that all chapsticks do is make your lips drier in the long run. She said simple petroleum jelly is better for you.
Apparently it is just the ones containing menthol, salicylic acid, alcohols, camphor, or some fragrances. Apparently some chap sticks have petroleum jelly as an ingredient too.
Carmex has nearly everything you listed haha
I use the aquaphor sunscreen ones and they are the only ones that have had a continuous positive effect on my lips.
You got me, that’s the exact one I just pulled out of my pocket when I read this.
Jokes on you, I don’t have any lips!
