Zuck, I want you to explain to this irrationally angry woman that this coupon from four years ago has expired.

Okay guys, how do we pass our restaurant’s health inspection?

Crest beef jerky! Experience the minty flavors of the…fuckin Southwest. Yeehaw!

Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.

Have you been given jewelry that had some wackadoodle magical properties? Call the law offices of Gandalf and Gandalf and don’t settle for less than you deserve!

RAWR -Your favorite Dino bros maybe.

Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!

Guys! Look at this great prop I found in my sister’s nightstand!

I once opened for the Melvins and had a killer fire extinguisher solo. I was warned not to return.

Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.

Finally a car designed with my needs in mind.

I would love a show where famous chefs have to microwave cheap meals to perfection with intense music in the background.

It is grand to live in the age where the secrets of the pizza lords are passed as easily as the wind blows into the trees.

Made me livin changin the RAM oil on laptops in Silicon Valley.

In prison.

Butthole destroyed.

Make check on coin.

Massive loss in value.

No.

It’s some form of elvish.

“The language is that of Mordor, specifically the legal team giving the terms and conditions, Frodo.”

Relatable

Helicopter killing go cart.

You see a lobbyist’s love is very different from that of a square.

For some reason I imagined MS13 having a super courteous hotline with corporate help desk people for their hitmen.