Hey Vance we have this cool thing we do for new guys it’s called a “blanket party” you should come over after lights out.
“Will there be a couch?”
“Hey guys, want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?”
Soldier dress up
Un-fucking cover
How do you do, fellow patriots!
I swear Trump keeps this guy around to make himself look good in comparison.
Vance had one job: to be younger than Joe Biden.
Also, no teeth and swallow
The fact that the marines didn’t demand he take his hat off speaks against their own values.
They should not make an exception because he is the vice-president.
They probably don’t want to talk to him. Not even for that
You know you are so hated when no one wants to talk to you even though you are disrespecting everyone.
Oh, big gulps huh? Alright…well, see you later!
I am surprised Vance wore his pajamas to lunch. He looks like he lost his luggage.
Lol he’s wearing a henley to meet with soldiers. A fucking henley!
Why don’t you wear a suit? You’re at the highest level of this country’s office, and you refuse to wear a suit? I just want to see, do you own a suit?
Can the E-4 Mafia correct this problem?
Why do their uniforms look like the Canadian camo pattern?
Edit: MARPAT (US marine pattern) is straight up copied from CADPAT I think digital/pixelised patterns look unbelievably generic on any countries military. However the colours here look even worse than Canada’s (they get a pass as the inventor of pixelised patterns). It just doesn’t fit with America, does it?
Isn’t being hard to distinguish and generic kind of a win for camo?
“My daddy, Peter Thiel, says that I get to wear a hat at the table. My daddy, Peter Thiel, says that I get to be vice president. My daddy, Peter Thiel, says that my children don’t hate me even when they say that they do. My daddy, Peter Thiel, sa…”
Vance: Pulls out a box of crayons with a big dopey smile, shakes it a bit.
Ah, ah? Hehehe.
Marines: Absolutely no change of expression or behavior.
Look at this POG ass mother fucker and that dumbass hat 😂
Whatever makes sense.