Super Troopers
From “The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!” to “BEARFUCKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?!” almost every line in that movie is quotable and relevant to most situations.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Now, you listen here: 'e’s not the Messiah, 'e’s a very naughty boy! Now go away!
Lovely troll!
Ni!
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say “Ni” at will to old ladies.
Anchorman
I quoted this a lot as a teen!
That would be the 1985 master piece Clue
Communism is just a red herring!
I’m going home to sleep with my wife!
Lot of red flags
Flames! Flames on the side of my face!
Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?!
You don’t need any help from me, sir.
That’s right! …
Replying to myself to give The Sopranos an honorable mention!
To make a long story short…
Too late
That’s a beautiful accent you have. New Jersey?
The Princess Bride!
Any other answer is… inconceivable
Penguins (of Madagascar): The Movie
Ghostbusters.
Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.
Well, that’s what I heard!
Oh I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?
Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face.
You know what they call a quarter pounder in Paris?
And you will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
They call it a Royale with cheese.
Say “what” again! I dare you, I DOUBLE DARE YOU.
What ain’t no country I ever heard of, they speak English in what?
Naw man, I’m pretty fucking far from ok
I don’t want to hear about no motherfucking ifs! What I want to hear is: You ain’t got no problem Jules, I’m on the motherfucker. Now go back in there and chill dem niggas out, cause I’m sending the cavalry who should arrive immediately. (… The Wolf) You sending in the Wolf? Hell yeah nigga that’s all you hadda say!
(My favourite dialogue in all movies… Second is Agent Smith’s monologue to Morpheus)
- Blues Brothers
- Any Mel Brooks movie
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
kung pow for sure
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Dumb and dumber
Dumb and Dumber for sure.
Look at the buns on that one… He must work out.
Big gulps huh? Well, see ya later!
Samsonite! I was way off.
So you’re saying there’s a chance!?
Star Wars
Any of them (except maybe the sequels)
Not even close.
You underestimate my power
Billy Madison
No milk will ever be our milk.
If peeing your pants is cool then consider me Miles Davis!
He called the shit poop!
What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
It was that damn Sasquatch!
