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What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything just flat skin and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night and several days later you find out that your entire life he had been sneaking in your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them not for any sexual reason just so you would fit in…
Bruh… Can I get whatever you’re on?
No, you should report on this.
Ehm
Well, it obviously wouldn’t boil, but if you left it in water long enough, it will rehydrate. I’m not certain that we actually do anything by “cooking” spaghetti other than rehydrating it.
Noodles are composed mostly of starches and heat causes gelatinization: which gives noodles their texture, taste, and holds them together. It also kills off any pathogens, which is a good things since it’s fairly common for raw flour to be contaminated with E. coli and Salmonella.
Cold water causes them to revert back to wet flour.
Nooples.
Thanks I hate it.
why would someone pierce their nipples? what does it do besides mutilating an erogenous zone?
People pierce all kinds of parts of their bodies for all kinds of reasons. Aesthetics, affinity with subcultures, and yeah, functioning associated with sexual pleasure.
People will literally insert metal hooks into themselves and suspend themselves from the wall. That’s not even necessarily a sex thing.
Give you a place to hang tools while doing carpentry.
Of course it’s SatansMaggotyCumFart commenting this.
I want you to know that I glanced at your comment as I was closing the thread, and then felt compelled to reopen it so I could read it properly.
For individuals with inverted nipples, it may aid in form them, by the scar tissues.
And many do it exactly for sexual stimulation, personal affirmation or just aesthetics.
Why the emphasis on judgement? You don’t like it, just don’t do it. People have the right to dispose of their body as they see fit.
Maybe they were curious?
I’ll grant that but there is no need to judge others.
where did I judge? nothing I said was wrong
why would someone pierce their nipples?
This is genuine curiosity.
what does it do besides mutilating an erogenous zone?
The moment you assign a negative conotation, you are passing judgement.
Others have replied saying that having such piercings did not hamper their sensitivity or even increased it.
I mentioned it can even serve to correct inverted nipples.
I respect you do not see such practice in a favorable way but if you don’t like, just don’t do it. Nobody is advocating for it.
well, technically it fits the definition of mutilation
We’re not debating technicalities.
Some people pierce their buttholes. I cannot explain.
Please tell me this is made up. I still can’t get past the hygiene problems of nose piercings when you have a cold, to even imagine how awful this would be
Um Wikipedia has a picture.
Oh dear gods. I cannot imagine intentionally giving yourself an anal fistula
Boy, wait until your hear about Prince Albert
Your ass is not forgiving when you get older. Some of these porn stars are really going to keep the adult diaper and colostomy industry in business.
It’s stupid cute, and my nipples are still super sensitive so it’s hasn’t really been a detriment. Idk, I love mine, I’d pierce them again if I had to.
Many times we've been out drinking And many times we've shared our thoughts But did you ever, ever notice The kind of thoughts I got?Yes
You can, and it kind of does. Back in my 20s, when my nipples were still pierced, I tried this when I was really drunk. Thank goodness, the pictures have been deleted.
So much for “thoughts I’ve never had before”
Well this is a thing.
The pictures have been deleted
If I had a nickel for every time someone thought of boiling pasta by showering with it piercing their nipple, I’d have two nickels-- which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Wait is this a Futurama reference
Nope, Phineas and Ferb
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’ve had mine done for… god decades now and I’ve never had that thought even as an intrusion…
But now I will, damnit…
Well, go on, spare no detail. Was this real Italian durum wheat? What kind of sauce?
Everyday we stray further
… … … Be back in ten minutes.
any results 10 hours later?
How’d it go?
They died from sudden spaghettinfection.
It’s been an hour
I think I would prefer a simple nipple piercing pasta portioner, cause I always have a hard time figuring out how much to cook.
100 grams per person is the standard I grew up with, now I do 75.
I eat like 150g + 100g minced pork yet I can never climb out of underweight bmi like even if I tried hard and I think I did try many times
After all it became a feature not a bug cause I can stuff myself with anything, 175g beef burgers with fried sweet potatoes and nothing changes with my weight. I hope it stays like this forever
On the other hand sometimes I forget about food all together until 5 PM because I have been hyper focused on something for hours and often I treat food like a sims bar that has to be filled and a distraction unless I really crave something
I don’t understand snacks like give me some beef instead. I want meat, chicken you know, mmm fried chicken
True. I think it depends if pasta is the main or just a side dish. But weighing spaghetti on a scale is pretty cumbersome.
I’m just imagining the infomercial of some guy knocking the plate off the scale and then spaghetti is all over the floor saying there’s got to be a better way and then another guy comes up, and rips off his shirt to reveal his spaghetti portoner nipple ring.
I just take half the box and boil that, eat half of that, then eat the other half the next day
Not a fan of reheating pasta when it’s so easy to make a fresh batch tbh
I’m a single guy. I’m not cooking dinner for 1 two nights in a row.
I am one too, but I do like cooking. And I also definitely have nights when I can’t be arsed to put anything together so I get your point
And those are the night for beans n tuna.
I’ve never thought about my spaghetti weight wise. I usually put like a bit less than half a 500g box/package. So ~200ish grams. But I usually eat twice out of it so, yeah guess the guy saying 100g is pretty accurate.
I have a scale and normally weigh 140g for one meal. I might be fat. :x
It depends on your lifestyle obviously. I have a sedentary job so I need to be a bit mindful of what I put inside my body
I too have a sendentary job haha
*titatoni
Tittaroni putanesca
“See, Marge, I told you they could deep fry my shirt.” “I didn’t say THEY COULDN’T, I said YOU SHOULDN’T.”
