“Three years ago when this union told we man-whores that we were to stop having intercourse with underage girls… l strongly disagreed. But l did not stand up. l’m ashamed to say l stood down! And then three months later this union told we man-whores that we were to begin washing our private areas between customers. Our private areas. And once again, l’m ashamed to report to you gentlemen… l stood down! But now, sir, for what am l to tell my 8-year-old boy when he comes to me and he says: ‘Daddy. Daddy. What’s that thing hanging off of your he-pussy?’ How am l to tell him, sir?!”