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How long before coca cola launch an unsweetened version and Nandos lets your Bring Your Own Bag (of sugar)?

Mandatory ID will mean he can do the same thing to naughty citizens as he does to the naughty Labour MPs.

Have they tried massive whips?

I’ll eat your puddings.

Sorry, we couldn’t prosecute the shoplifters so we can’t give you the £1 reward. They are still out on the streets though and know who you are, so watch out.

I’d rather go back to burning coal, thanks.

The general public requests that Downing Street stop criminalising everyday protest.

What were your smuggling?