This is the lemmy deep lore https://kbin.social/m/[email protected]/t/78689/I-need-to-survive-for-3-days-without-pooping-and

Lemmy has the 3 day no poop challenge and reddit definitely doesn’t, for one thing

My 5yo would have put them there then set them on fire

Well we’re in agreement about seeing the things he does online and finding them stressful

My friend is a proposal manager for a non-profit. She had to advise some of her scientists to use ‘non-man person’ for a proposal for a grant to study breast cancer. I wish I were joking

Think they’ll turn on him when he doesn’t do it? Or will they blame democrats?

Sure did! USCIS hq is a circus, the internet was down most of the day bc they’ve never had so many people there before and it wasn’t designed for it

I’m a contractor for uscis. We were ordered to change all instances of the word ‘immigrant’ to ‘alien’. We said ok and shrugged because our systems actually use the word ‘person’. They didn’t say anything about that and we didn’t ask

Was just worrying about this with my spouse

We have the turtle warmie. Kiddo calls it ‘warm turtle’. I will never feel ok microwaving a turtle

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I contract for uscis. It’s fully distributed, there’s no way to enforce this without crippling the agency. So it would hobble the mass deportation plan. Very curious how this might turn out

4b baby

Planned parenthood will do it. My ex-husband git his done there and it was very easy and cheap

I’m done being a generous citizen. Transactional interactions only for trumpsters going forward.

Porn sites should put up an interstitial telling folks to vote before they can view 🤣

Lemme give you some hopium from the trenches in NC. Source: I am the elected chair of my precinct in a purple NC county. We are seeing volunteers signing up and turning out on the ground in numbers not seen since 2008. My precinct was not organized for the past few years. In 2022 there was 6% voter outreach. As of today, we’ve achieved 83% and our county chair sent a shout out yesterday to say a lot of others are keeping pace. Tricia Cotham’s little maneuver really pissed a lot of folks off. Not to mention Mark Robinson is a lunatic. If you want to get connected to write postcards or knock doors, hmu!

My 5yo has discovered minecraft. Do I want to listen to 12 straight minutes of wolf variants? No I do not. But I listen politely because he’s sharing something that’s important to him and that bond is precious to me. Vance is shit and my heart hurts for this little who’s learning that’s how people who love you talk to you

I straight up walked out of a date once bc someone tried to hide voting for trump