Damnit, guess I’m not allowed to laugh at it now…
Sturgist
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If we buy pizza we have to put the boxes in the oven. Our little bastard will shred the box and eat the pizza. And that’s not good for his little kidneys.
I don’t know if anyone has said that they appreciate you recently, but I appreciate you. Thanks for feeling obligated, which feels weird phrased like that.
As the saying goes:
If you find yourself constantly surrounded by assholes…you might be the asshole.
Just read the first chapter…
HE DID THE THING!!

…hot DAYUM!
Gonna go look for it now
Nah, wheat and rye are the hallmark of that one cereal killer.
Sturgist@piefed.cato
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•I'd like to change my last name and want suggestionsEnglish
8·7 days agoBe the unemployability you want to see in the world!
Fuck it, I’d watch that anime.
No, but only because I had a gf(now wife) at the time.
My gf knew I was there, I was being a supportive friend to my buddy who’s gf broke up with him for another of our friends. Shit was messy…but at least we had a great night. He’d bought himself so many lapdances I got 2 freebies.
Sturgist@piefed.cato
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Two Americans Arrested for Terrifying Baby Monkey Punch in Reckless Promotional StuntEnglish
25·18 days agoWhat the 99.9% Figure Actually Measures
The conviction rate tracks only cases where a prosecutor has formally indicted a defendant and brought the case to trial. It does not reflect the outcome of all police investigations, all arrests, or all cases referred to prosecutors. This distinction matters enormously. Japanese prosecutors decline to indict in roughly 60% of cases referred to them by police, meaning fewer than one in three cases that police hand off ever reaches a courtroom.1 The 99.9% applies only to that narrow slice of cases that survived the screening process.
This makes direct comparisons with other countries misleading. In the U.S. federal system, prosecutors indict more than 80% of referred cases, but over 97% of those are resolved through plea bargains where the defendant agrees to plead guilty in exchange for reduced charges or a lighter sentence. If you counted those guilty pleas as convictions the same way Japan counts trial outcomes, the U.S. federal conviction rate would also exceed 99%. The roughly 83% conviction rate Americans typically hear about applies only to contested trials. Japan has no comparable plea bargaining system for most crimes, so nearly all its cases go to a full trial, and the 99.9% figure reflects verdicts after that process.
Sturgist@piefed.cato
Technology@lemmy.zip•Anti-immigration AI videos traced to overseas fakers, BBC findsEnglish
0·18 days agoTo the surprise of absolutely nobody.
Sturgist@piefed.cato
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•I'm looking for a free OS, should it be Debian or Arch Linux(community)?English
14·18 days agoFucking sadistic bastard…I second this.
✊🏾 the struggle is real fam
grass per rocks of bodyweight
You’re thinking of the UK, where they still use Stone for body weight.
Sturgist@piefed.cato
Games@lemmy.world•Day 668 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playingEnglish
3·20 days agoI still remember your first post. Glad you’re still going ❤️
You can just link the community.










Idk…seems more like a Cock-nosed Douche-Canoe to me.