Stoner problems
Edit: just noticed this was posted to adhd and find that equally relatable
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate into the void. She’ll chase after it.
Stoner problems
Edit: just noticed this was posted to adhd and find that equally relatable
I’m flying above it, circling and watching for anyone who dares interrupt your whimsical frolicking.
Or perhaps I’ll just change the whole narrative and say neither of us are frolicking. You’re riding on my back as I fly around.


I was playing along. I can edit my other comment to add the /s to prevent any further confusion if you’d like
YGOTAS-Bakura voice: What is that you’re speaking? Polish?


So disrespectful, some people. Right?


Copypasted from another comment There is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔


There is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔
Damn, I need to start going to my library more often


The dragons will rise again! (But in all seriousness, this whole situation does really suck)


So you’ve just given up on life? 😟


Orange Octagonal Polygon


Also, clever reference there. Take my updoot 👍


Whoops! My bad!


My fiery dragon breath might help with that. Hold still! 🔥🐲
Aren’t the criminals the one’s putting up the cameras? The heroes are actually the ones taking them down.


Trans or cis?
This is relevant to the question at hand in absolutely zero way.


I said that to my literal birthgiver once. I realise now I would’ve been better off if she continued to not know who I was.
There goes my plans for the afternoon 😔