Such a threatening energy, I love it

Ahhh les petites cellules grises 🧠

Led me to this wonderful list

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chemical_compounds_with_unusual_names

When I was about 4, I was jumping on the sofa, back and forth from one arm to the other (because the middle was lava, obviously)

Misjudged it and ended up going headfirst off the end into a china cabinet next to it, glass doors and all - I ended up missing the first month of school, 32 stitches and basically half a Glasgow smile to show for it, I’m told it looks very cool

“Clarence, I have a slight headache”

“Me too, Geoffrey”

Conversely, spotted this recently

NGL I kinda forgot about rugby, fair point

Europeans: call a game where you kick ball with foot “football”

Americans: call a game where you throw ball with hands “football”

One of these makes more sense to me… :p

Beaney museum in Canterbury

Sometimes more than one 🤮

Turns out it’s a lot harder to do this with a whale

Why not Zoidberg?

(V)(,;,;,)(V)

H O N K

“Okay honey get inside the cuck fridge”

Welcome to one of the big unsolved problems in physics

Went to see Randall doing his book promo and being interviewed by Matt Parker (in the UK) recently and this was his exact position on it

The audience were not on his side 😆

Looks like it yeah, found other seals in the sealbarrow on their Twitter

D’oh yeah should’ve put that in the post - walnut for most of it, sapele and ash for the accent strip

There’s a furniture makers a short drive away with a container full of their offcuts for cheap, spotted this guy right away 😁

The orks are stupid, but also have psychic powers that mean if they believe something hard enough it just happens - eg they believe painting their ships red makes them go faster, so they do, and it works