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3 months agoStep 1. Create a swamp Step 2. Drain the swamp


Step 1. Create a swamp Step 2. Drain the swamp
What will we call a half ton? George Washington: 4 baby elephants.
Wouldn’t it just be iron?


How should I put this…are these a handsome people?


Uhh… Baby it’s cold outside


Baby it’s cold outside…


In the middle of Christmas time I wish she too was irradiated.


How about them Epstein files Charlie!


Oh, so it’s basically just Gweneth Paltrows vagina.
Cooking steak on the grill u’ll make it dryer than a fart.
A pair of scissori