• Zier@fedia.io
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    7 days ago

    Square Pizza = I hate my employees & I’m too cheap to give you full pizza. Triangle Pizza = We appreciate you very much!

    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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      7 days ago

      Triangle Pizza = We appreciate you very much!

      I’ll spend $100 to make you feel “appreciated” instead of something actually beneficial.

    • CaptPretentious@lemmy.world
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      6 days ago

      I mean if you surround it with chicken and some Alfredo instead of marinara you got yourself a pretty nice pizza.

      But that’s not what they did. They must be one of those that throws broccoli into their spaghetti. Not on the side,… in.

    • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      7 days ago

      It’s wild to me that the world is now aware of Altoona Pizza. It was a local joke when I lived in that area.

  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    Switched careers a year ago. This is the first time in over twenty years I’ve gotten a bonus that’s money. It’s surreal.

    • Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works
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      7 days ago

      My bonus is always money. Half of goes to taxes before it reaches me. Then I use the part I get to pay my other taxes. After this I have just enough left to get myself a pizza.

      • Sprokes@lemmy.ml
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        7 days ago

        If most of your bonus go to taxes and you still have money for a pizza then you are not poor and nothing to complain about.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
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    7 days ago

    Looks like a Deluxe and a Cheese Pizza … it usually means the company is partially appreciative of you.

    If you had had a Deluxe, a Meat Lovers and a Coke to go with it! Man, you would have been happy to know your company will keep you for another month.

    • Cris@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      7 days ago

      To me I think if I set aside the square slices, it looks like tasty pizza, I think I’ve just only ever had square pizza that kinda sucked

      (I know there are kinds of square pizza that are delicious, I just associate it with shitty school lunch pizza from when I was a kid)

      • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        6 days ago

        There’s a pizza spot near my hometown that serves square slices, and their dough is sweet and thin like pie crust. It’s either a love or hate kinda thing but a definite must try. I can only ever stomach one slice because it’s so greasy.

    • technojamin@lemmy.world
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      7 days ago

      That’s the thing with pizza. By most standards, that’s shit pizza. On the other hand, it’s hard to fuck up bread, sauce, cheese, and some veggies. I would absolutely eat and enjoy that if it were put in front me.