Remember that scene at the beginning of It’s a Wonderful Life, where people are all desperately trying to get into the bank because if it fails before they get in, they lose their money? That’s what the FDIC prevents.

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  • IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    Trump, probably, after talking to his new bestest advisor:

    Just move all your money into Dogecoin. It will be perfectly safe there.