PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 11 days agoTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comexternal-linkmessage-square216fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected][email protected]
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minus-squareGreatAlbatross@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days ago“Open up, morailty police!” “Sir, do you have more than 6 dildos on the property?”
minus-squareHideakikarate@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoWouldn’t surprise me if they treat toys like Sudafed. Gotta flash your ID to buy one.
minus-squaremosiacmango@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-211 days agoIts something to charge you with when the cops go on a fishing expedition at your house for weed or whatever else. Its just a punishment law that cops get to use at their discretion totally fairly.
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoAt least they can fuck themselves while they’re at it I guess
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoGuten Tag! Ve are here to inspect your bedroom. Vere are your papers for sese?
minus-squareUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days agoA government so small it can fit inside your butthole. Is it in yet?
minus-squareGreatAlbatross@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days agoYou are sheltering them under the floorboards, are you not?
How…how are they enforcing this?
“Open up, morailty police!”
“Sir, do you have more than 6 dildos on the property?”
Which episode is this from?
Wouldn’t surprise me if they treat toys like Sudafed. Gotta flash your ID to buy one.
Its something to charge you with when the cops go on a fishing expedition at your house for weed or whatever else.
Its just a punishment law that cops get to use at their discretion totally fairly.
At least they can fuck themselves while they’re at it I guess
Guten Tag! Ve are here to inspect your bedroom. Vere are your papers for sese?
Herr Oberdildogeneral
A government so small it can fit inside your butthole.
Is it in yet?
You are sheltering them under the floorboards, are you not?