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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    …learn…Quagmire…impression…

    Got it.

    • Maalus@lemmy.world
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      He got shit on for being inaccurate, not the sexual stuff. She was a keeper and he fucked up bad on someone who automatically gets a ring. Shame.

    • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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      5 months ago

      Giggity giggity

  • db2@lemmy.world
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    You know, you’re lucky you’re good at 🎺 my 🎺 or I’d never put up with ya. You know what I’m talking about, when you 🎺 lubed-up 🎺 toothpaste in my 🎺 while you 🎺 on a cherry 🎺 Episcopalian 🎺 extension cord 🎺 wetness 🎺 with a parking ticket, that is the best.

    • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      I don’t follow

      • mpa92643@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        This may help

        https://youtu.be/24ib5pMkprY?t=95

  • Carvex@lemmy.world
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    pulling beads on a string off screen

    You know what this is…the kids don’t know but we do…

  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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    I remember a girl telling me once of an experience with a guy for whom it was his first time, and to ease his nerves he kept doing family guy quotes and impressions.

    Since hearing that story I’ve never felt inadequate in bed.

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      family guy quotes and impressions.

      Just so long as he didn’t do an impression of Stewie seeing a vagina for the first time…

    • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      Look, she still had a good time, all right!?

    • cobalt32@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I have a friend who did this exact same thing his first time. Maybe it’s more common than one might think.

      By chance, is the girl’s name Ivy?

      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        No, I think Sarah. This was in the MySpace days tho

      • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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        He’s been boning his way across the country feeding girls this first time story

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    You can tell it’s fake because it’s a woman voluntarily telling a man what’s bothering her.

  • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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    It annoys me her name isn’t capitalized. I’ve been noticing this problem a lot lately at work too.

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      A lot of languages don’t capitalize names, or anything English speakers consider a “proper noun”. English may not be their first language or their native tongue.

      I think even some English speaking cultures don’t capitalize proper nouns.

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        Nah, I’m referencing documentation I know for a fact is written by native speakers as well as some internal communications.

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      “problem”?

      Like your problem of wanting to control someone else’s address book?

      • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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        Yes, the overall problem of people writing like shit.

        Sue me

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          You need a capital letter to know sarah is a name? Seems like you read like shit.

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            Yes let’s keep this going for literally no reason.

            I’ll set up a WebDAV server for you to store your contacts and from time to time I’ll fix the crazy eyes casing for you (too busy to write a script). That way I can control your contacts and you can look smart like the rest of us.

            What’s not to like? 🥰

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              Mostly the unnecessary usage of capital letters. Waste of effort.

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                mytimeisveryimportanttomeandiwillnotwasteitwith anyunnecessarypunctuationcapitalizationorspaces

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                  To my point, that’s very easy to read. Humans are good at this.

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          Sue me

          *My name is Sue

          FTFY

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            https://www.dictionary.com/browse/sue

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              https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Whoosh

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                So funny, great job!

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    Taurus.
    You will never find true happiness.
    What you gonna do, cry about it?
    The stars predict tomorrow you’ll wake up.
    Do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep.

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    He hehehehehehehe’d when he should have giggity’d.

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