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Ephera@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

Cyanide and Door Business

sh.itjust.works

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Cyanide and Door Business

sh.itjust.works

Ephera@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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    You saw an opening, and took it.

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      Your puns are killing me. Soon we’ll need a funeral. Ashes to ashes, sawdust to sawdust, the reverend will say…

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        You could say they are a cut above the rest. Gotta stay sharp; fight tooth and nail for that top spot.

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