• ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    20 days ago

    Because gunpowder.

    Gunpowder go in metal tube.

    Projectile go in meral tube.

    Ignite.

    BOOM.

    Death.

    Human go new place.

    Bring Boomsticks.

    Native humans = Dead

    Native humans = Surrender

    World = Dominated

    Language = Spread

    Language = Become default

    The End

    Sadly Ever After

    (Fun fact most pilots have to learn Aviation English in order to operate internationally. You can thank the gunpowder for that.