What are Darius noises? “They will regret opposing me”?
Something about a wagon wheel.
“I do not tolerate cowardice”
NGL if I was a teacher, I might quote that if nobody raised their hand
- Cold in here
Those poor kids
I was doubting if I’m too old to get the reference, or if it’s a legit complaint from the kids.
Also, what’s wrong with “chat”?
Clearly a reference to the best Aussie band in the world The Chats
Also, what’s wrong with “chat”?
Hey chat, I don’t think he knows…
Some kids talk to an imaginary stream chat like a streamer would.
Ex.- “Chat, is this real?” Or “Can you believe this, chat?”
Learning English from celebrities doing their job rather than from normal people isamn interesting trend.
Probably phrased something like how a streamer might speak, “chat, are we ____?” which I could imagine getting old 2.5 milliseconds after the class starts saying it on repeat.
Teacher doesnt like to wear a bra and is tired of the kids commenting on it.
It’s chilibidi in her
Was he in the Odyssey or the Illiad?
The mind boggles…
Where is this sign, and why is “fuck” not on it (among other words that come to mind)?
Well, there’s no mames, that’s kinda close. No me mames is like “don’t fuck with me”.
I don’t know what the gen alpha meme is, but I don’t think it’s polite 😂
Probably because they are school wide bans and the teacher would probably get in trouble for having it on a sign in her class
did they misspell feign, or is that some new meme word?
It’s a Travis Scott song I think
That would be correct yep
Animal noises
Shh! Don’t say “an**al no*ses”!
anal n-
I would like this in my school except 10 and 20 .But what the fuck is darius noises.
What the sigma is going on here
Don’t Ohio me.
Chat this Diddy rizz ain’t gooning me today
Gang, you have to be tweaking with this goofy ahh rizz🤦
Are we cooked?
Skibidi
As a Gen-X’er I read this and started wondering what “Gyatt” means…. As an (ex-)redditor I know not to ask.
I thought it was a Pokemon…
I work with kids, it essentially means ass but has a sexualized context to it. Most kids approaching high school realize this and don’t use it as frequently around me, but younger kids seem to think it just means butt. Again this is just my experience and it could vary from place to place
Yes, my kids and their friends (10-13 yo) say it all the time and it’s pretty uncomfortable. They also say hawk tuah to just mean spit which is much more uncomfortable.
It is a reference to the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade. Gen alpha is very interested in the history of international trade and the rise of the global market economy.
Not gun in Korean, as per Johnny Gatt?
It’s what the kids are using in place of “God damn” when referring to something impressive.
as in Gyatt Dayum
Literally one thousand nine hundred and eighty four
1900.84?
1000, 900 & 84
1000, 900 & 80
41 1000, 9 100’s & 80 4’s
At least they haven’t banned omega
What’s omega?
My sweet summer child, do not look it up.
OmegaLUL
I love skibidibi. It just sounds neat.
You skibidi toilet, you!
To people complaining about never getting Half Life 3…
You get skibidi toilet, okay? That’s how the story ends.
Low taper fade is literally just a hair style 🤣
But what if Ninja got a low taper fade…
No tweaking for Emma.
Justice for Emma
What about Darius? Teacher doesn’t want anything outta him at all
- Tweaking (Emma only) 😂
Lemma guess, Emma uses ‘Tweaking’ every other sentence?
Tweaking once was chemsex when it wasn’t experiming with the fine-tuning of your amateur radio array.
Now its erratic behavior like someone on stimulants trying to fine tune their radio array to pick up alien chatter.
Tweaking has been plain meth use for a loooooooooong time, not sure what the kids mean by it now
Acting in a manner reminiscent of being on meth. Spastic (from which we get spaz )
Now I think about it, young people are often high energy because (as I put it) the motor is too big for the chassis hence the need to run around on the jungle gym. So having new recurring slang for someone who is too energetic to be fully in control (i.e. well-behaved) makes sense.
same thing, just used in a wider variety of contexts
Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different
The list was a classwide game by #5 no doubt.
