Carl is commenting on Tav and the Emperor’s relationship to Baldur’s Mouth reporters:
Oh yeah, they’ve been pretty much common-law married for years. It’s cool, I don’t have a problem with that. I’m fine with it. I don’t think it’s, you know, constitutional. But, you know, they do whatever they want, as long as they ain’t flaunting it out in my yard or nothing, 'cause, you know… I’m a dwarf.
I never knew I wanted to save the world as Carl from athf
“DNA stands for Do Not use my brine pool, Assman!” - Carl to the Mind Flayers
“Look… I know it’s been a while, okay? But there is no way I’m gonna hump a giant psychic squid from space, alright? No thank you.”
Carl is commenting on Tav and the Emperor’s relationship to Baldur’s Mouth reporters:
Oh yeah, they’ve been pretty much common-law married for years. It’s cool, I don’t have a problem with that. I’m fine with it. I don’t think it’s, you know, constitutional. But, you know, they do whatever they want, as long as they ain’t flaunting it out in my yard or nothing, 'cause, you know… I’m a dwarf.