They should inform the number of ghosts by sqr meter

Woah you may have spoiled it but you left the toilet for us to find.

That’s rad as all get out, not terrible at all

I kill my dad to have this house. Even the Egyptian stuff I’d fuck with.

Definitely not on a half acre lot though

I have a couple questions:

1. Have you ever sacrificed any humans on that altar?
2. How many humans have been sacrificed on they altar?

…i think we explored this place in our call of cthulhu campaign; poor henry was reduced to black ooze…

This is like the house of my dreams. Not my daydreams, my actual sleeping dreams, where each room is super weird and I can never find my way back to the one room I need to be in.

That’s an incredible house. I wouldn’t have the heart to tear out the sarcophagus toilet, even if the place didn’t probably cost more money than I’ll ever have in my lifetime.

Strong vibes that a retired couple currently live there and a property developer will partition it into ten apartments.

every room looks like it belongs to a different house

3,500 sq ft, 0.05 acres?!

Craziest part- then it opens and you see what’s inside.

Jokes aside, I could live here

Honestly, I just want to go through all these sites and red-pen the basic English errors. We’re supposed to be better than this.

Also, the house is BONKERS-gorgeous. I can dig the quasi-finished basement and the uncovered window near the bath - that’d be fixed soon! - but the painted-wood floors really take me back to my youth (although they were painted for us because we had no money to put proper flooring down). I love the exposed hot-water heating, as our unfinished basement had that along the roof neat the support structure, too. For me, this is all retro-based joy.

But that room; what do you do? Paint would desecrate it, but leaving its eyesore self is also sacrilege. One can only either sell the entire house on as this owner has done, or perhaps find a way to remove the roof and wall panels and rebuild them in some rich wank’s monkey-house somewhere else. Rich bastard’s not taking the floors but he can have the custom finishes too.

All this for c$8k/mo . That’s double my rent, and we’re really proud of our new apartment, in a big building with AC standard, atop a huge secure garage and in the middle of a relaxing 15-min mini-city design just steps from the metro. I can’t be lured away for double, brick walls and painted mohogany be damned.

Me: Well, this looks perfectly normal, I don’t really see why they…Oh.

I thought the awful inlaw sweet was the surprise at first, then I knew I was wrong.

Taste is developed, not bought