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zedgeist@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

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zedgeist@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • karpintero@lemmy.world
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    I feel this. Getting tired of living through historical events.

    • zedgeist@lemmy.worldOP
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      6 months ago

      me too thanks

    • CitizenKong@lemmy.world
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      “May you live in interesting times.”

    • BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee
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      6 months ago

      There is too much once in a lifetime shit happening in my lifetime

  • [email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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    Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?

    • Taiatari@lemmynsfw.com
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      I also hear Cave Johnson yelling in my head, good times in deed.

      Tap for info on the quote

      Character from Portal2 game by valve, the quote in full:

      “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

    • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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      how do you get mad at an abstract concept?

      • [email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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        Pretty sure that’s a classic internet pastime

        • Klear@lemmy.world
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          Fuck abstract concepts. All my homies hate abstract concepts.

        • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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          sounds exhausting

  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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    “When life gives you lemons, piss in jars.”

    • Dasnap@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Jokes on you, I already work in an Amazon warehouse.

      • errer@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        Good news: we’re all working in Amazon warehouses soon

        • Hackworth@lemmy.world
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          6 months ago

          And live in Amazon housing? See you in the Amazon commissary.

          • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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            “Welcome to Amazon, I love you.”

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    Reminder that life did not give us lemons. We created them deliberately after multiple generations of choosing the most lemon-y lemons.

    • abcdqfr@lemmy.world
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      This is true in two ways :) which makes me sad :(

    • glitchdx@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      https://youtu.be/HNEzD5n6SAs?si=m7_9g9PTnSmantvt

    • Tedesche@lemmy.world
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      But…by your own admission, life did give us lemons. We just made more lemony.

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        No, lemon is literally a human creation, made by crossing citron with bitter orange.

        • lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world
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          Do limes not factor in somewhere?

        • Tedesche@lemmy.world
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          6 months ago

          Ah. TIL.

    • Prehensile_cloaca @lemm.ee
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      This is just one of the many reasons I lay heaps of blame at Baby Boomer feet.

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    Tired of the impending apocalypse. Tired of feeling like I am useless.

    • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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      So say we all.

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    Where’s that lemon stealing whore when you need her?

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    Life didn’t give you lemons. They’re a citron and a bitter orange hybrid that we created.

    The analogy still stands.

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      Humans are the cause of all these problems too.

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        It’s almost as if turning the entire Earth into human centred habitats was a bad idea.

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        Exactly.

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    This looks like a scene from Portal.

  • TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee
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    world_irl

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    You’re gonna need a bigger juicer

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