Seems like a good knight out.
I put on my robe and wizard hat. If the date goes well, maybe I’ll show her my wand of magic missile.
Naughty jokes aside, I would love that, laugh my ass off, and look forward to an amazing date.
Break out some coconuts and become her faithful steed.
He have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join his court at Camelot.
I challenge her to a duel. If I win, I gain her hand in marriage. If she wins… I suppose I would have to give her my hand in marriage.
Win - Win sort of plan you have.
I see what you did there
Refuse if she offers a handjob
Taking off that chainmail will rip half her hair off. If that’s your thing…
Not chain; it’s knit cos
She should be okay if she’s wearing one of those hair things underneath. I forget what they’re called. It bunches up your hair and and keeps your hair from getting in the armor
Edit: the girl here is not wearing one it seems though
It’s called a coif. They also serve a critical part in terms of shock absorption.
Why would she ever take that off?
Finally I could say “m’lady” without shame.
Wife.
“Lo, see ye her, all gleamin’ in her plate, like some manner of queen, sittin’ high in her gilded carriage, thinkin’ herself bettr’ than us 'cause of her fine metal and steed of silver.”
raid.
If it wasn’t the plan already, changing them to Medieval Times.
Oh… So I guess I can pass for a Wizard…
Invite her back to my place for some jousting.
