Jolly cooperation is what I’d do
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
Clearly, I’d put on my robe and wizard hat.
Ok if you are wearing that then I’m wearing a wig, corset and big puffy dress.
Somebody call the locksmith!
Invite her back to my place for some jousting.
If it wasn’t the plan already, changing them to Medieval Times.
Oh… So I guess I can pass for a Wizard…
raid.
“Lo, see ye her, all gleamin’ in her plate, like some manner of queen, sittin’ high in her gilded carriage, thinkin’ herself bettr’ than us 'cause of her fine metal and steed of silver.”
Hope she Lays on Hands me
Bras are bad enough, now I have to learn how to take off a hauberk?
Too much makeup ! Deal breaker.
Definitely pretty pointy elbows
Make sure the pageboys are still around, cause getting in that mail is gonna be a team effort.
Drive to Constantinople, to party like it’s 1204
