cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/27352218
Additional clarification is required in this case.
as if I would socialize with a Harry Potter fan
Dobby wants to lick your toes!!
Unacceptable: “You look submissive and enslaveable.”
Acceptable: “You look just like an elf.”
Just to be clear, LOTR orcs were elves once as well …
Thousands of years ago. The orcs that we see were at no point elves.
You look like you were once an elf.
I do indeed. Thank you for noticing
Additional clarification required.
Pay attention to their wording.
Elven = Beautiful, wise, immortal
Elvish = Tiny, hideous, steals/eats children
I thought elvish meant someone who likes rock and roll music
Music with rocks in
Yesh, Elvish Preshtly
We lost a golden opportunity by never casting Sean Connery as Elvis.
The term “house elf” always implied to me that there were other, possibly different in appearance, elves of Harry Potter.
@JokeDeity @threelonmusketeers ‘field elves’
Oh fuck…
