I mean, I agree that it looks pretty normal. Maybe if it grows considerably more when he’s aroused, it would be in the above average range, but that’s well below most of what you see in porn.
ive always imagined that test audiences believed it to be a prosthetic and therefore a deliberate creative choice by lars von trier. which is fucking hilarious, because it so thoroughly cheapens the serious arthouse themes he was playing with of like sex and nature and depression if you believe another theme he wanted to showcase was “and the guy has an absolutely monstrous hog”
The usual interpretation is the director was trying to move the plot along with things happening during the sex scenes, but the penis was so attention-grabbing that the audience missed the plot points, which made them struggle to follow the rest of the movie (be confused).
“Got confused”?
Was he spinning it around to hypnotise people, or something? How does a penis confuse people?
Or is it a poorly phrased statement on the website?
They thought it was a snake trying to attack them.
Shai-Hulud
Does that make Willem the Lisan Al Gaib?
He was spinning it around yes. Video is available online. It’s quite the dangler.
I find the video itself confusing. https://vimeo.com/49333930
Can’t find.
This link used to work when Reddit used to work. Can’t vouch for it now.
Don’t leave it hanging
IIRC, it was because the director thought the audience might think it wasn’t real.
If you replace ‘large’ with ‘small’ the statement makes sense again.
Maybe he’s got a monster schlong, or maybe someone changes one word for fun. Maybe it’s Maybelline.
… he’s got a monster dong. There are videos of it flaccid and it is… massive.
https://vimeo.com/49333930
It seems pretty much in the range of normal to me, idk.
Well aren’t you blessed!
I mean, I agree that it looks pretty normal. Maybe if it grows considerably more when he’s aroused, it would be in the above average range, but that’s well below most of what you see in porn.
lol the last word of the comment finally brings it into focus
Helicopter goes brrrrr
Maybe they meant “concussed?”
ive always imagined that test audiences believed it to be a prosthetic and therefore a deliberate creative choice by lars von trier. which is fucking hilarious, because it so thoroughly cheapens the serious arthouse themes he was playing with of like sex and nature and depression if you believe another theme he wanted to showcase was “and the guy has an absolutely monstrous hog”
Can’t be depressed with a dong the size of a semi truck. Lol
True, people with 15” cocks rarely have a reason to be depressed.
The usual interpretation is the director was trying to move the plot along with things happening during the sex scenes, but the penis was so attention-grabbing that the audience missed the plot points, which made them struggle to follow the rest of the movie (be confused).