- I’ll go back to the golden years of life before everything became political and people visited one another and knee how to speak their minds.
I’d go back a few million years whenever fish decided to crawl onto land and yeet them back into the ocean.
If you just wait long enough those fish turn into mammals and go back in the water on their own.
Turn the fuck back around!
Trans and disabled, so that limits my options a bit.
I think I’d just go back to 2011 and just vibe.
I probably go back to when I was a kid and my mom kidnapped me and since I look so much like my dad kick in the door and raise myself as my own father.
Use my knowledge of the future too make myself incredibly rich and give my younger self all of the advantages and opportunities of life.
I’d definitely pull a Biff Tannen
Is it one way? If so, I will pass.
If not, I would take my kid to see some of the big steam engines of the past that we can’t anymore, take a ride on an established safe train/route. (Or maybe buy some old Lego to take home)
20,000 bce. tell the first person to come up with social hierarchy to fuck off
August of '69. The first Woodstock.
2016 and you know why
Definitely need to go back a few years for some stock trades …
I would go back to the inception of Bitcoin start some kind of shop, maybe pizza ice cream and donuts and offer products for Bitcoin. Any profits I Madoff non-Bitcoin sales I would sink directly into getting people to give me more Bitcoin.
Would be funny if you caused an early blitz that petered out, and then the coin never became the number one coin.
You’re right you’d probably have to be careful. Might need to balance the purchasing with mining.
Big pass on a one-way ticket. I’d quite like to see a dinosaur though…
It should be a very short glance though…
I wouldn’t go anywhen. My dissatisfaction is intrinsic and the year is irrelevant.
Please fuck me
Not even with someone else’s dick.
I’d go back 9 months prior to June 14th, 1946 and yell “Wait! For the love of God, use a condom!”
For anyone wondering, yes this is the birthdate of the detestable newspaper tycoon Ralph McAllister Ingersol II
Just kick him in the balls before he climaxes
I’d go back 30 seconds before you hit submit on this question and take your keyboard away from you.
Seriously, this is a question that’s essentially “What if?” which has been debated by philosophers, argued by historians, fantasized and written about in countless books and displayed in libraries and museums around the planet.
What on earth did you think this question would add to the fabric of society?
okay so sounds like it’s a pretty popular ponderance
maybe chill the fuck out? since it’s so normal?
You know you could have just downvoted and moved on. Instead you chose to suck the fun out. You’re a fun-sucker.
Every party needs a pooper and I guess that poopers you. Party pooper
The word you’re looking for is “curmudgeon”.
What I was actually trying to do is encourage a discourse that furthered society, rather than rehash a trope such as the one found at the source of this thread.
I’m not confident that this will actually eventuate here, but I’m hopeful that someone will pleasantly surprise me.
We’re on Lemmy. No conversation on here or on any social media is likely going to “further society” in any way.
Nope. The words I was looking for is fun-sucker and party pooper. Let people have fun lol
tips fedora. Ah, a fellow articulate. I too galavant through Lemmy in search of stimulating discourse. Unfortunately, I am met with conversation that is most superfluous. Heh. You’ve probably correctly surmised my IQ is higher than most.
Good luck fellow intellectual. Let us further society.
Nah, you were just being a dick for no good reason.
How about instead of coming in and being a dick in someone’s thread, you post things to encourage what you’re looking for?
No, it must just be easier to smell your own shit in the garden than finding a toilet.
In my family we call that the fun sponge.
I’d go back 30 seconds before you hit submit on this question and take your keyboard away from you.
Seriously, this is a comment that’s essentially “waaa I didn’t like this” which has been posted by toddlers, argued by narcissists, fantasized and written about in countless comments and displayed in posts and videos around the planet.
What on earth did you think this comment would add to the fabric of society?
Seriously, this is a question that’s essentially “What if?” which has been debated by philosophers, argued by historians, fantasized and written about in countless books and displayed in libraries and museums around the planet.
so therefore no one should ever be interested in the topic ever again lmao what. Take a breath dawg, chill, it’s ok for people to converse on the internet
