Reminds me of the woman that named her child shithead because she didn’t like the experience of giving birth.
She’s got a very interesting dating profile video.
No, it wasn’t pronounced shitheeeed, it was pronounced shit head. Specifically. Different person. Loved the video though!
Blisa
Maybe the Simpsons will still be on air…
They’ll probably convert The Simpsons to be entirely AI-generated soon so that it can stay on the air forever. The quality will probably go up, too.
Blarge
Blaggie
Blart
Blomer.
Blanta’s Blittle Blelper
Blandpa
Parenting is for the good of the kids, not the wants of the parents.
Winner winner chicken dinner.
Projecting your views onto your kid only ends up with them resenting you and you feeling like they can’t meet expectations.
Some things are non-negotiable: my kids aren’t allowed to be disrespectful shit-bagels, but other than that they get to decide who they want to be. I am fortunate enough to get to discover that with them.
Ok…forget Jessica Simpson. Let’s Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let’s continue.
Ok…
The name Blessica sucks.
She just took the name Jessica and fumbled at the beginning.
I think you mean the bleginning
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
I don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
With a mace everything is possible.
And malice
And my (bl)axe
We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
you can certainly try
I mean, you can knock up a trans guy
Not with that attitude.
someone who likes the name Blessica
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
Blive, blaugh, blove
Is that you scoob?
Ruh roh
To… blave…
Blilly Blystal
That’s a crunchy mom?
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”
Yes. But also: Blessica Blimpson.
I think It worked, I have no idea who Jessica Simpson is, is it Homer Simpson’s sister or something?
What a Tragedieh
Blagedieh
The kid needs a middle name:
Blessica Blaykelyn Bimpson
For some reason I read this in daffy ducks voice, and it fit perfectly.
thanks to my husband
It’s all my husband’s fault that I want to curse my child with a shitty name. How they go through life doesn’t matter to me. They’re my creation, and what I want is all that matters.
What the actual fuck. Just name your kid Paisley if you don’t care about their experience after they leave your body. Whether kids know who Jessica Simpson is or not, you’re giving your kid a stupid name. They will correctly hate you for it.
Paisley Blimpson sounds like a cool name.
Well goddamn, you’re right. I’m amazed.
This is why I will be taking my wife’s name
Ohmahgod Blessica, no, I do not like
TonyBlony!Time to change that last name either way. It should perish.
For some odd reason, I really think that this is a true story. God bless blessica blimp son.
Popular media is the worst place to find a name for your kid. Remember all the parents who named their daughters “Danerys,” before she went insane in Season 8 and burned an entire city full of innocent people alive? I wonder how they feel about that choice now. That poor kid is doomed. You might as well give her a stripper name
That season doesn’t exist and you can’t convince me otherwise
“kaleesi”
She won’t get made fun of for sounding like Jessica Simpson…no will care, they’ll be too busy making of “Blessica”
And Blimpson. God help any of these.kids if they’re overweight
Why not Blumpkin
Why not just good old Blorny
Blumpkin Blimpson is an amazing name
I might actual get mines legally changed.
Damn. Beautiful!
Sounds like one of Santa’s elves.
Sub name is censored, but I can just tell that’s r/namenerds.
