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Mike@awful.systems to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

The new agent has successfully infiltrated the British government at the highest levels.

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The new agent has successfully infiltrated the British government at the highest levels.

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Mike@awful.systems to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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    8 months ago

    WTF what happened to Larry? What is this treason?

    • Otter@lemmy.ca
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      Larry is still around, but this new cat might be in training for the role

      https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/larry-the-cat-downing-street-death-b2602158.html

      Downing Street officials are preparing a “media plan” to announce the eventual passing of Larry the cat.

      Larry has become a widely loved fixture of Downing Street and is often seen outside the door to Number 10 during major political events and news broadcasts.

      The 17-year-old ‘chief mouser’ is thought to be in his final years, having already outlived the average lifespan for a tabby cat.

      While one source said that, at present, Larry is “doing OK”, another said: “We felt it had to be handled so sensitively.”

      An extra fun fact:

      The cat, who was adopted from Battersea Cats Home, was first brought into Downing Street by David Cameron as a pet for his children and has since outlasted five prime ministers.

      • Baggins@feddit.uk
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        8 months ago

        They should have a female cat name Lettuce.

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        Weren’t like three of them the same week?

      • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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        Outlast 5 prime ministers isn’t really an accomplishment as the cat has been living there for 17 years, but thinking about it more makes me realise it should be at most 3 prime ministers in normal time, and one even lose to a lettuce.

      • Naich@lemmings.world
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        About the only good thing Cameron did.

        • el_abuelo@programming.dev
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          8 months ago

          Are you forgetting that he stepped down? The beginning of the end.

          • a2part2@lemmy.zip
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            He planted the seeds of disaster then ran for the hills.

    • peto (he/him)@lemm.ee
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      Larry isn’t a young cat. Steps need to be taken to ensure continuity of government.

      • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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        They better give him a funeral as big as lizzy else us ex-colonial gonna invade them back >:(

  • whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Such great acting, if I didn’t know any better I’d say that there are no thoughts behind those eyes

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      And the cat looks bewildered too

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        “Aren’t you supposed to be the one telling me what to do?!?”- cat

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          Hah, as if a cat has any notion that it’s not exactly where it was ordained to be: atop all social, economic, and religious structures.

          Nobody tells cats what to do.

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    deleted by creator

  • InverseParallax@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Shut up and take my classified materials!!!

  • Naich@lemmings.world
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    8 months ago

    I for one welcome our new fluffy overlord.

  • I'll be on [email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s a little reassuring to see that Starmer makes the cat’s hairs stand on end too, not just mine.

    Always trust a cat.

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    Finally, a leader than can actually stands behind actual Labour policy.

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