• faltryka@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Idk man my wife is on the spectrum and has maybe been on time for like one thing (of her own volition) in the last few years.

    • Death_Equity@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      2 months ago

      She isn’t high enough on the spectrum to have gained the superpowers. Get her at least 20 COVID boosters and she will get the option to spec her class and will be casting spells in no time.

      • ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.placeEnglish
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        2 months ago

        Don’t forget the 5G exposition after the boosters to activate them, otherwise they give just cancer without the fun superpowers.

        Source: am autistic and always on time.

    • BigBootyBoy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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      2 months ago

      I can probably count on my hands and toes how many times I’ve been on time for school since 9th grade, I’m about to finish school now.