Lawful evil
In the future for this guy; getting shived in prison for being a pedo.
But he’s specifically looking for legal age girls.
Very. specifically.Indeed.
If (and when) he keeps doing that, it’s gonna get progressively more weird with him aging.
Terrifyingly specific.
Yeah, not sure who the ad is for, but they must’ve paid a lot of money for space on that dude’s back.
Hilariously specific!
Imagine being the guy at the novelty T-Shirt company, who takes requests.
And then THIS order comes in…
They probably make these in bulk.
…I honestly don’t know if that’s better or worse.
That must be a day for thought, like what is going in in that man’s head?
I would not hang around that guy in that shirt. Hell, just jbowing he owned that shirt would make me terminate a friendship. That’s fucking insane.
Seeing this in the wild my first thought would be that he lost some kind of bet or has been challenged into wearing this in a crowded place.
You have good first thoughts!
The pinnacle of chivalry
How were they able to catch a picture of him before he got swarmed by 17 and 18 year old blondes.
Some shirts here honestly do not go that hard. But this shirt… this shirt goes fucking hard wow
Like, fuck damn, is it possible to go harder on a shirt?
The longer you read it, the more bizzarely specific and funnier it gets
I wish I could read the whole thing.
I wish I could set him up on a blind date with a few people
Do those people have badges?
the more [bizarrely] specific and funnier
Maybe that’s the joke? Are we all just not getting the humour? I watched The Office and kinda felt the same as I do now; maybe it’s more ‘cringe’ humour?
That is indeed the joke
“sir, this is a Wendy’s”
or
“my son is also named Bort”
This reads like a EULA
More like a warning
Someone needs to put this text into a Star Wars style opening crawl
never ask me for anything ever again
https://starwarsintrogenerator.com/scroller?u=ysq7d7kg
(for some reason the text takes a while to come up, but it does eventually)
Just realized you couldn’t copy/paste for the prompt and had to type that out…
i have taken psychic damage for each word i typed
I recommend one of these options:
Mind Blank attempts to hide the mind from attack, making its parts unidentifiable.
Thought Shield cloaks the mind so as to hide first one part, then another. This defense can be kept up at all times, unlike the others.
Mental Barrier is a carefully built thought repetition wall which exposes only that small area.
Intellect Fortress is a defense which calls forth the powers of the ego and super-ego to stop attacks.
Tower of Iron Will relies only upon the super-ego to build an unassailable haven for the brain.
I have no need for such inferior methods when the holy god emporer protects
I know only the empirical clarity of Imperial Truth.
A man’s soul needs to be a fortress.
i am no man
And print the scrolling text on a shirt like a gif.
Imagine a world where people just wear their dating profile on the back and then someone who fancy them says “I’m down for that, where’s your consent form?”.
Incredibly based world, if it were so easy
Sounds like bureaucracy that has gone a bit too far, lol
I bet the Vogons would like it though.
Sounds like what does down at the federal sex bureau.
Reminded me of this sketch from A Bit of Fry and Laurie: https://youtu.be/DxFU_fIUawM
This is just so ridiculous, it’s hard for me to believe he actually believes or thinks this way. My assumption, and maybe I’m too optimistic here, is that he saw this and thought it was stupid funny and decided to buy/wear it to be immature funny/edgy…
I just can’t fathom someone wearing this unironically. In which case, severe mental/cognitive issues?
I’m with you, just seems like they’re trying to be edgy and forgot the real world isn’t a 4chan board.
