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This reads like a EULA
More like a warning
Terrifyingly specific.
Hilariously specific!
Yeah, not sure who the ad is for, but they must’ve paid a lot of money for space on that dude’s back.
Imagine being the guy at the novelty T-Shirt company, who takes requests.
And then THIS order comes in…
They probably make these in bulk.
…I honestly don’t know if that’s better or worse.
That must be a day for thought, like what is going in in that man’s head?
Some shirts here honestly do not go that hard. But this shirt… this shirt goes fucking hard wow
Like, fuck damn, is it possible to go harder on a shirt?
The longer you read it, the more bizzarely specific and funnier it gets
I wish I could read the whole thing.
I wish I could set him up on a blind date with a few people
Do those people have badges?
the more [bizarrely] specific and funnier
Maybe that’s the joke? Are we all just not getting the humour? I watched The Office and kinda felt the same as I do now; maybe it’s more ‘cringe’ humour?
That is indeed the joke
“sir, this is a Wendy’s”
or
“my son is also named Bort”
Imagine a world where people just wear their dating profile on the back and then someone who fancy them says “I’m down for that, where’s your consent form?”.
Incredibly based world, if it were so easy
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Sounds like what does down at the federal sex bureau.
Reminded me of this sketch from A Bit of Fry and Laurie: https://youtu.be/DxFU_fIUawM
This feels like we’re making fun of someone with clear social disabilities.
I don’t like it.
It’s the unfortunate plight of a lot of anonymous communities.
First time I saw this online people seemed pretty convinced the dude just lost a sports bet and this is the loser’s prize.
“I want my first time to be with someone as young possible…”
Yeah! Someone with a social disability decided to make their very very creepy and detailed preferences plain for the world to see in exhaustive, almost parodillic detail,
Or: It’s a joke shirt
I would argue deciding to wear this shirt publicly means the person has a mental condition that requires intervention whether sincere or not.
That’s 99% of shirts on this channel
Do you go outside often? Outside is full of people who are dressing specifically to offend however they can.
It’s really not.
The overwhelmingly massive majority of people never do that.
Practically everyone is just trying to look normal.You live in Japan or something? I’m talking about America.
Me too.
Next time you get groceries, count how many people are dressed normal, and dressed to offend as you say.
Report back the numbers when you do.I do that literally every day. It’s called people watching and it’s a stupid habit I got from my mom.
I live in a major city though. Maybe you’re someplace nicer.
Counter argument: Chris Chan exists
Well he is saying he has aspergers
It’s like the intro text scroll to a Star Wars movie…
IT’S A TIME OF STRIFE FOR THE REPUBLIC MEANWHILE IF YOU’RE A BLONDE OF 17 OR 18 YEARS OLD, WHICH IS…
I’ll rather do:
The Country Needs You!
If you’re legally blonde,
apply here.
Service grants citizenship.
Note:" Brevity is the soul of advertisement"
Service grants citizenship.
I expected the “Do you want to know more?” meme.
SLEEP WITH ME
There must be easier less public ways to declare yourself a permanent virgin.
On the other hand, what better way for a parent to ensure that their precious little guy remains one? 😜
All of that text and he didn’t specify what gender he’s looking for.
Technically, blondes implies women; if it was non-women it’d be blonds
Had no idea. Thank you for the knowledge!
well shit, TIL
I would not hang around that guy in that shirt. Hell, just jbowing he owned that shirt would make me terminate a friendship. That’s fucking insane.
Seeing this in the wild my first thought would be that he lost some kind of bet or has been challenged into wearing this in a crowded place.
You have good first thoughts!
