I prefer the Schrödinger’s immigrant. Both stole Your job and only collects benefits.
Not hard to believe some one had a full time, shit-paying job and benefits.
We need stop subsidizing corporations with welfare and make them pay actual wages
We need to take the top 100 corporations into public ownership
Why stop there?
All the science points to humans are effecting the climate through, checks notes, 5g cell towers?
dont forget the lasers controlling the weather
Well, obviously, creating a localized hurricane wouldn’t change the entire climate one bit! /s
That’s what nukes ate for
Yum nukes
So, Dems are witches with weather controlling spells?
Shadow wizard money gang, we love casting spells.
Makes more sense then every scientist who has observed climate change reasoning that adding carbon to the atmosphere will cause a green house effect.
I’m pretty sure she’s more of a Jewish space lasers believer
That’s because Democrats aren’t human, they are demons.
Or something like that. I don’t know, trying to understand the insanity of her and her deranged ilk exhausts me.
Can we re-freeze her and put her back in the ice cave where she was found? This is not the unfrozen caveman lawyer reboot I was promised.
H.A.R.P. Scientist here - we use gravity waves to control the weather. The lasers are used to make the flies really aggressive. Hope that clears up the confusion
I want so badly to see her get hit in the face by something one of these days
You don’t think the frying pan did enough damage already?
*Jews
Wait, Republicans can’t control the weather? GET THIS EVERYONE! REPUBLICANS DONT KNOW HOW TO CONTROL THE WEATHER!!!
Probably don’t know how to use the three shells in the bathroom either
It’s so shameful to talk about what happens in the privy. Perhaps best to separate boys from girls until they are adults, at 25.
Except that girls clearly become adult enough to marry and have kids at whatever age gets them pregnant. It’s obviously what God intended. /s
Fuck, I have to be honest… I am neither a Republican or Democrat, but I haven’t figured it out either. I just look longingly at the 3 shells and think of the beach to assist the process, then turn the knob on the bidet. Best 27? Dollars I spent this year. While paper products are running scarce and another hurricane on the way, I’m glad I really don’t even have to care much about toilet paper anymore.
I’ve always assumed it was bidet controls. Cuz they’re hyper-germophobes and anything else would just be nasty.
Hot, cold, pulsate.
But stalone dropped the deuce.
(Yes it’s disgusting)
Hmm bad world building, makes sense.
Ha! What a bunch of maroons!
This picture captures her perfectly
Weather isn’t climate.
What is climate if not long term weather patterns?
Is the claim that the left controls the weather patterns.
My point was simply to point out the hypocrisy here. When a climate denier says, it’s cold today so climate change isn’t happening, we mock them for not understanding. This meme is making that same mistake.
It isn’t though. More extreme weather is one of the predicted effects of global warming, and there’s research showing it. https://slate.com/technology/2019/12/attribution-science-field-explosion-2010s-climate-change.html
Being able to cause a stronger than normal hurricane does not mean one is capable of controlling the climate.
Micro vs macro.
Memes like this and the endless defense of them have broken any illusions I had that the left is significantly more intelligent than the right.
It’s a team circle jerk that is aggressively defended because the self pleasure is more important than the messaging.
I’m sorry that climate systems are too complicates and nuanced for you to understand. Cope.
Your refusal to see my point of view on this isn’t the win you think it is.
Yeah I stopped having any good faith once the enlightened centrist went “the left and their factual research is just as bad as the right and their literal conspiracy theories” now time to see how to mute threads in lemmy
She’s making a face like somebody rammed a dildo so deep in her skull that it hit her brain.
That would require pinpoint accuracy
How can this homo habilis looking bitch not believe in science
You’ve categorized her under the wrong subspeices, she’s homo-hillbillieus
I don’t think Marjorie qualifies as a hillbilly. She’s rich and can’t operate a computer. But between Vance and the Deliverance and all the other media, got some sorry examples of hillbillies. Fuck all them stereotypes. But yeah don’t fly your freak flag (pride, fist emoji, represent) in rural Appalachia
Vance can us a computer, too.
(His search history included things likenAshley’s furniture and IKEA.)
I won’t mind when we move past the couchfucker meme. The only purpose it served was to annoy and confuse. That’s done, it’s over.
Get back to me when the MAGAts stop with “Tampon Tim”.
And it’s not an unusual belief, unfortunately.
Belief that weather control is possible is so common that states like Tennessee passed a law to ban geo-engineering / chemtrails. Meanwhile, another different conspiracy is that “the globalists” / “Bill Gates” / “The Rothchilds” / “George Soros” want to cram everyone into densely packed cities (15-minute cities) and they’re using the “climate change hoax” to make people give up their cars.
If anybody knows any actual, working way to deprogram these cultists, I’d very much like to have some relatives back.
I just recommend podcasts like knowledge fight, then disappear back in to the void
I’m not going to be able to get them to listen to a podcast, and I refuse to disappear into the void.
It is possible to seed clouds with silver iodide to get them to start raining.
Ok now make a hurricane
Thats impossible.
Yeah, with an unknown effectiveness. Like, maybe it will rain 5% more, maybe 5% earlier, but no guarantees. But, despite that, it’s widely deployed just in case in some places.
And if you seed open air with silver iodine nothing happens, which is why you can’t use that to, for example, make rain in the Sahara.
You need clouds already up there for it to work, which means water vapour getting up there in a high enough quantity that it has liquidified again (that’s what clouds are: lots and lots of tiny water dropplets).
So what exactly is the geoengineering process that’s put all that water up there in such quantity that there are clouds all the way to the horizon on all side, so thick that the sky becomes dark?
Our capabilities are about the equivalent of taking a bucket of water from a “creek” passing by in the sky whilst this hurricane would require us to be capable of putting an ocean of water up there, which is nowhere near our capabilities.
Yup, I said its possible to seed clouds to create rain. I didn’t say its possible to seed the sky to create rain.
Well, I felt it wasn’t clear from your post that seeding clouds to get them to drop their water is literally the most weather “control” we are capable of doing with current technology.
