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minus-squareZoidsberg@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·15 hours agoImagine fucking someone so hard they piss themselves, and thinking its a bad thing
minus-squareByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 hours agoComedian Patrice O’Neal had a great joke about women farting during the deed. “Hell yeah got so much dick in there there’s not even room for air!” (Toot toot toot) I used it on my wife before we dated and made her feel so much more relaxed when her body made weird noises.
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·15 hours agoExactly. Loss of bodily control is loss of bodily control. The more foul the fluid, the deeper the spasm. That being said, I hope and pray that I never get shit or puked on. Please God. I’d puke so fast. I’d probably get over it, but fuck that’s just too much.
Imagine fucking someone so hard they piss themselves, and thinking its a bad thing
Comedian Patrice O’Neal had a great joke about women farting during the deed.
“Hell yeah got so much dick in there there’s not even room for air!” (Toot toot toot)
I used it on my wife before we dated and made her feel so much more relaxed when her body made weird noises.
Exactly. Loss of bodily control is loss of bodily control. The more foul the fluid, the deeper the spasm.
That being said, I hope and pray that I never get shit or puked on. Please God. I’d puke so fast.
I’d probably get over it, but fuck that’s just too much.