>Dark Souls
>Souls emit light>Hyper Light Drifter
>There’s no car in the game>Final Fantasy
>Has more than 10 sequels, hardly “final”>Dark Souls
>Literally only one Dark Soul
To be fair, DLC souls are pretty dark, and “drifter” also means “wanderer”
DOOM Eternal
game eventually ends
See also: Duke Nukem Forever
They were probably referring to the development time.
See also: Duke Nukem Forever
See also: BioShock: Infinite.
See also Halo Infinite
And Katamari Forever
Counter Strike
Only initial strikes
Switch sides after the first game, there’s your counter strike.
Nope, as everything is reset. In this universe it’s clearly a new timeline independent of the first round.
> Final Fantasy
> For the 16th fucking timeCompare that to:
> Endwalker
> Literally walk to the final bossInfinite Wealth
Never have enough money.
Wolfenstein 3d.
2.5D engine. 😏
it’s a rounding error
Rounding up on .5 is the most common method of rounding!
> Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
> Not a single vice to be found
> House Flipper
> All houses are orientated normally
> Untitled Goose Game
> Has title
> Octodad
> Absolutely not a single octopus in the game whatsoever
> Golf With Your Friends
> No friends.
With Octodad joke, are you implying that you didn’t see through the disguise? If so, I don’t think it fits with the rest and is confusing, tbh.
Not so much that I didn’t see through the disguise, more that the running joke of the game is that nobody else sees it other than the chef.
That’s what I meant, you’re making the joke from the perspective of a person that doesn’t realize there’s an octopus in the game, even though there is one.
And the reason I said it’s confusing is because the game title is only perceived by the player of the game, and the player is explicitly told/shown that you’re playing as an octopus. So the perspective used in the joke is impossible, but I understand that I’m being pedantic, feel free to ignore my ramblings caused by the uncontrollable urge to point out the inconsistency.
Everyone in that game can see he’s an octopus, to the point you could argue it’s also explicitly shown to them (he literally has an octopus head and tentacles in full visibility, and can’t even speak English) and one character besides the chef is confused upon finding out no one else realised.
I think you’d have a hard time making an argument it’s hidden from any in game character any better than the player.
Let me try to, anyway.
IIRC, you start the game in the aquarium as an octopus, and then escape. That’s when you’re explicitly shown to be an octopus. Every NPC, however, sees the octopus in some amount of disguise. So even if we constantly roll a nat 1 on perception check like all the NPC, we didn’t have to roll it on the first encounter, therefore we know it’s an octopus.You don’t remember correctly. The aquarium escape is near the end of the game and the first time we see him out of disguise. We start the game at his wedding and then time skip to his house, he starts clothed both times.
You’re a very fun person
What, you don’t find it fun to understand humor more in-depth by overanalyzing to death the aspects of a joke?! What a weirdo…
I was thinking Vice City, no vices?? But I think I get what sort of vice you mean now
For anyone else who still doesn’t understand!
Right, but that is a vise, not a vice.
Depends on if you’re using British or American English
Oh wow, now I want to make one of those physics gimmick games where you fire houses out of a trebuchet.
Because of the use of the superior siege engine, I thoroughly approve.
I will back this project on Kickstarter
I feel like I have enough of a skillset and experience that with a solid free month I could make a terrible iteration of this.
Now all I need is the month.
I have to challenge the octodad one: He has a wife and children obviously he isn’t single !
Resident Evil:
Numerous non-residents are evil too
EVE Online: humanity’s distant future
Halo: “Run! It’s the demon!”
Mario Kart: drive around as Bowser
Call of Duty: skip work to play
Overwatch: small ground troop battles on city streets
Battlefield: Hardline: use signal jammers to disrupt enemy radio comms
Halo
To be fair, the first happens entirely on a Halo. The rest of the series is a lie.
Control
Literally everything is out of control
Dead Cells
Literally unable to die
Slay the Spire
The Spire slays you (I’m bad at it, okay)
Mortal Kombat 1 - This is the 12th game in the series
See also: Battlefield 1
Dead Space
You are alive and fight in claustrophobic environments.
Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War
Singing is an important part of the plot.
Dark Souls
Have white souls in it
