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Lem Jukes@lemm.ee to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

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Lem Jukes@lemm.ee to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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    9 months ago

    Masturbating to get rid of my morning wood so I can take a piss

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      Not a thing for me. I have to piss for the morning wood to subside. And I don’t feel like msturbating with morning wood, just pissing.

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        Morning wood is a waste of an erection.

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        I just woke up. I want to be grouchy, not horny.

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