skin destroyer @gloomingly
(trying to make small talk) notice any patterns lately
2:34 PM - Oct 1, 2024 · 73.9K Views Follow
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Do you like to eat food?
Not really
Have you noticed gum has gotten mintier lately?
My least favourite pattern is that every time I go to wash my hands, I get the urge to pee.
approaches a sink
brain: good golly, it’s that time of the day already?
This is an antisemitic dogwhistle the alt-right uses.
Wtf. Had no idea of this one.
I will delete this post and replace it with one about the dog whistle.
What the fuck! I thought it was just a cute post about small talk being mostly about boring patterns like the weather and recent sports results.
