• CondensedPossum@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    “this will show that politician whom I dislike a thing or two” 😈 writes comparative fan fiction

    i just don’t understand why these politicians think they can walk all over us an’ commit blood libel with consequences like these

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    So you know, if you have taken a perishable item from a cooler in a grocery store and later decide that you don’t want it, the store has to throw it away.

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      I’ve worked in a lot of grocery stores in multiple states for over a decade and this has never been true in my experience. Staff puts their hand on it, if its cold it goes back in the cooler, if it’s warm it gets tossed. It is not a definite garbage item despite the lingering urban myth. If it is true its a store policy at one company, and it must be regional because no major national chain does this.

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        I work at a grocery store now and what you say is still true.

        Items are only thrown out if they’ve been removed from the store before returning.

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    I dunno, Vance seems more like the sorta guy that would take the raw chicken into the restroom and pull the couch maneuver…

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    Hides the chicken behind something because he’s embarrassed by leaving it so nobody finds it until it starts to rot 🤢🤮

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      Hiding it requires caring, even if in a negative manner. People like him simply don’t care at all, at least to an individual level. Why should the aristocracy care about the help?

      The poor, as an amalgam, are vaguely worth caring about it, taking $50 off of 1 million people is actually worth the effort. After all, $50 is next to nothing. Who would even notice the difference?

      In many ways, amoral indifference is far more horrifying than active evil. No one sees themselves as the villain of their own story. Crushing ants also doesn’t make you evil (though the ants will strongly disagree).

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        If he notices, he chuckles to himself. But I’m feeling like he wouldn’t care enough to notice which direction the cart goes, as long as it doesn’t inconvenience him.

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      Vance parks in the crosshatches next to the disabled space during a snowstorm so I have to go back into the store again to have him paged so I can access my car in my wheelchair. He then takes 20 minutes to finish shopping before coming out, and acts like I’m the one who inconvenienced him by making him rush. (Yes, this actually happened. It wasn’t Vance, but someone like him.)

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        Where I live that AH would get a fine of at least 55€ and get towed (adding >150€ to the bill). That should help learning not to repeat that behavior.

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    Vance would go behind someone’s back and toss it in their cart on top of all their fresh vegetables.

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    Politics aside, what would you do if you see a person behaving like Vance in that screencap?

    I’d probably try to get in their way and talk them out of it, blocking their path with my hands, but I wouldn’t stay long enough for it to become a real confrontation. As soon as I feel he is in the mood for fight or screaming, I reduce myself to leaving him and reporting it to store workers.

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      I’ve seen someone leave a whole raw chicken in the freezer on top of the ice cream and I pulled it out myself and asked him if he had any respect for anyone else.

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    Kamala seems like someone who can make a bang on spaghetti. Trump eats his steaks well done.

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        Tomato ketchup straight from McDonald’s packets. And ofcourse he uses the Fancy Ketchup, because he’s classy.

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      Trump eating steak? Nah. Still too sophisticated.

      This is a guy who bought Fast Food as a celebration.

      Here’s the idiot eating McDonald’s while visiting Japan’s Prime Minister.

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        Visiting Japan and he eats McDonald’s…. what a fucking heathen. He is known for liking well done steaks with ketchup too, though.

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    It’s interesting that with the new affidavit leak, just a few years ago he was a never-Trump moderate, and now he’s distinguished himself as one of the most vile, feckless, shameless chuds in the game.

    As an Ohioan it was always clear he was a disgusting freak, there was a lot of discussion about him when his elitist couch-cucking manifesto was released, but he’s really turned up the volume on the worst parts of Republican discourse. Just goes to show what “mainstream” conservative discourse is, and where it is headed – as well as what the backlash will be if they keep on it.

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      JD Vance walks into a supermarket: “Excuse me, how long have you worked here? Can you provide me a basket of groceries? Put in what’s reasonable.”

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    Ever since I saw one of these that I disagreed with politically I realized how dumb they are.

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    Walz lets you cut in from of him.

    Jimmy Dean pays an immigrant $3 an hour to shop for him and tells them they’re ruining the country when they return with the food.