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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

Anon is a tour guide at a museum

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago
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    8 months ago

    I feel like you’re lying, but I don’t know enough about middle names to dispute it.

    Although, Washington didn’t have a mustache. That means SOMEONE was the first president to have a mustache.

    And there’s never been a president with purple hair. Harris, I’m lookin’ at you. Be bold!

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      What’s the presidential tattoo situation?

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        That would be Lyndon B. Johnson, who is said to have had a hell of a tramp stamp.

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          8 months ago

          Is that what he was always showing people?

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            8 months ago

            No. It was his Johnson.

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              He named it “Jumbo”

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        8 months ago

        I believe both of the Roosevelts had the same tattoo, of their family crest

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      as an expert in middle names (been working with them my whole life) i can confirm it is true

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        8 months ago

        As someone who works with middle names, maybe you can’t tell but this middle name is in a lot of distress.

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      That means SOMEONE was the first president to have a mustache.

      Oddly enough that was ALSO John Quincy Adams…

      Ok. Not really. He was the first to have sideburns.

      Lincoln was the first to have a beard.

      Grant was the first to have a mustache.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_presidents_of_the_United_States_with_facial_hair

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        Of course Wikipedia has the list of US presidents with facial hair. Because why not

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